John McAfee · archived post

@BTruhome @theemrsmcafee Madam . . . . In the slightest of arousals, and at a brisk walk, my member precedes me by more than half an hour.

Our private areas: 1. Stairway to 4 of our 5 staterooms 2. Lower deck hallway 3. Enteance to @theemrsmcafee and my room 4. The full tragedy of our room . We have a full time housekeeper. Janice, however, refuses to let her into our room. Can anyone explain this to me? https://t.co/wTBZmdN8iJ

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@thehawksterman @theemrsmcafee Rails in boats are just more shit you can crack your head on while under way. Narrow staircases are the answer. Close walls on both sides. I slide down sideways with my knees tucked. Seriously. Buddy Davis designed this boat. He was a genioys.

@One_T_ @theemrsmcafee Can't. It's in my contract

@FTMwithFreddy @theemrsmcafee So . . . Smart ass .. you think you found something? Ever hear of stashing a $10,000 Bahamian Bank Note inside a fountain pen?? Safest place for them. Even the homeless here in the Bahamas carry fountain pens with rolled up Bank Notes inside them

@theemrsmcafee Good God woman!! We're running from the fucking tax man. Why don't we just rename our private sessions. I've always favored "Bring that God-like scepter here babe".

@theemrsmcafee Busy?? Busy??? If women weren't so "busy" giving instructions on where to find what, and how, we could actually have conjugal relations instead of talking about it

@theemrsmcafee A full and proper response to this would bring about my immediate extinction at your hands. Do women not understand how unfair this is?

@theemrsmcafee It is a sport baby, not a romantic evening.

@theemrsmcafee I've never seen anyone do that from the front before. WTF is supposed to happen?

@ecollins81 @theemrsmcafee You've clearly never been married to a Black Woman. Trying to dick down an angry @theemrsmcafee is a blood sport