John McAfee · February 2019

So .... do you want a tattooed President in 2020? If so, given the likely field of candidates, I can pretty much guarantee you won't get one. https://t.co/ZI1xKofhol

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@TJLK Word

@CDEdgy Nonsense. Theodore Roosevelt was a bear, wasn't he? Or am I thinkf someone else?

@chrisraymondz Lol

@FiboSwanny Works for me

@CryptoStoner You never know my friend

@briandamelio13 My feet also win without blinding the referee. But the image of swiss napkins bedded down with slutty sheep will never be washed away no matter how blind you pretend to be. I will say no more.

@LuisLeo007 I have no position on anything, save the one subject in my platform: https://t.co/Q9IQNoF7O9

@futtigue It's all I could afford. The IRS taxed the remaining pixels.

@chrisraymondz Well then, even though I don't hold with the belief that drug use OK and I am a compulsive cheater at cards (and can show you some broken fingers as proof), I will likely take you up on your offer.

Chaos. Pure chaos. Too much of the evil Gin. Too little to do. Too few to do it with. Chaos https://t.co/WwkHJBPAUN

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@paulogaeta No my friend. My realm of the senses was lost before I reached the age of 12.

@SteroidMouse Nonsense. I long to have a drinking contest with Putin, and I have already registered with the 2020 Vladivostok public dick measuring contest, where, due to an extremely rare genetic deformity, I will, unquedtionably win

People say I would be tough on the Russians. Nonsense. I long to have a drinking contest with Putin, and I have already registered with the 2020 Vladivostok public dick measuring contest, where, due to an extremely rare genetic deformity, I will, unquestionably win

The chaos appears to be resolving itself into something comprehensible - not by me me of course, but someone suggested that the Norwegian gentleman in room 4 of the Yacht Club might have grasped our situation. There are young people kneeling in the grass outside his room. https://t.co/zBib2T2u4Q

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@ChrisRox2015 https://t.co/KV2WtJjmgU

@Three3ZERO1 Lmfao

@destroyfusion :)

@B_Dove Thank you

@StockSheiki :)

@GrahamsGains :)

@pr0t0type_X Good God. I can't remember.

@lolalondon01 Lol

@Tulli_ToolBox Come

Bitfy agreed their wallet was hackable. Everything is. I promoted it as unhackable, as asked - a challenge. If i promote something I promote fully. If I promoted my own virtue and @theemrsmcafee caught me in bed with a woman i would deny it. If i survived. https://t.co/cziTAO8dmp

@amphlux @theemrsmcafee :)

I promote - i think more important than any other glue in a venture. You could build a functioning time machine and without promotion either consumers would prefer a toaster, or the cinsumer would prefer the time machine built by the Chinese with your plans and promoted properly

@Crypt0Entropy @theemrsmcafee I promote - i think more important than any other glue in a venture. You could build a functioning time machine and without promotion either consumers would prefer a toaster, or the cinsumer would prefer the time machine built by the Chinese with your plans and promoted properly

@Fishandcow101 @ManIsFree Wake up. It's scary already..

@Crypt0Entropy @theemrsmcafee Hiw do you kniw what will come from somethimg. The first time traveler may go back in time and erase himself or others

@12BravoGran :)

To clarify (Sorry: we're on an island where alcohol is the only entertainment): I want to make clear that whether I am using the term hackable or unhackable - Bitfi is the most secure wallet ever created. it's a big step up from cold storage. Look into it https://t.co/4Chu0aJm5w

Our attorneys told us to sober up - A fresh look at the world around us. We first checked Shelton into rehab. We did not notice that every photo of him was identical to this: The owner of the Yacht Club broke the news that I was running for Potus in exile. We're dealing with it. https://t.co/NXAzyIt51r

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@SteveJerman Possibly. But what truly floored us was the fact (if true) that I was running for Potus in Exile. Upon careful examination, the "exile" part seemed intuitively obvious. We continue with extreme scepticism about the "Pitus" part however if true,two do my best. As always.

The prior tweet: What floored us was the fact (if true) that I was running for Potus in Exile. Upon careful examination, the "exile" part seemed intuitively obvious. We continue with extreme scepticism about the "Potus" part. However, if true, I will do my best.

@KarlMonk001 No sir. All of my experiences with sailors have been less than satisfactory. If you know what I mean.q

@usercyberspace Which correspondent?

@KarlMonk001 Will do

@crypt0damus Aeesime

@khunopie Lmfao

@twentyfivebucks :)

@ronnyg1879 Thank you

@yellobelo1 He is. Godspeed to the young man

@MRK_OO7 @cz_binance Badass?? Memorabilia?? No such thing. You want memorabilia or you want badass? Badass would be a kilo of cocaine. Memorabilia would be the bag labelled "flour" that it came in. We throw that shit away.

One of my followers asked for a badass piece of memorabilia. My reply: . Badass?? Memorabilia?? No such thing. You want memorabilia or you want badass? Badass would be a kilo of cocaine. Memorabilia would be the bag labelled "flour" that it came in. We throw that shit away.

@Eljaboom @theemrsmcafee True my friend.

World famous videographer Robert king @Thefotoking kicking back after a snare trap involving Marmots was accidently fouled by himself . https://t.co/czCu2lAZok

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@cryptosparkz Good man and God bless you my friend. I have filmed everything on this block called Earth!@

@fvnslifestyle Duh???

@astcell I would do it without hesitation if the turn had come to me - had and smell

@RealMattCalvin @Thefotoking Never trust a lawyer

@botelhofabio @Thefotoking Warm

@NoDealBrexitWTO @Thefotoking Agreed

@fleur_de_lis_22 @1Plaidness @Thefotoking Lol

@ComebackCommish @POTUS Contact @Loggiaonfire

@DJ_Erock23 Any time

@Alien_Visitor_2 Thank you sir

@Richard07779794 If we are talking "lifetime", it's more than you and ten of your friends could carry.

@DLS617 Thank you sir

@StormboyBrown Lmfao

@migafreeman We will be opening our campaign store soon.

@powerlinep Thank you Paul.

@HAPLibertarian Thank's Howard

@mahaloco But I am a contender. I was a contender in 2016 in the Libertarian Party. I'm a contender now. You may be one too if you like. Don't restrict yourself just because of limited, narrow thinking. All contenders are human, with flaws. I will back you. Even vote for you.

@sleezydragon Can't do anyone else with a straight face.

@Specime39370135 I love living, and I love people. Life must love me back somehow, because it has shielded me from the dark half of the people I love, and it has intervened in mysterious ways when my own dark half has attempted to trick me.

https://t.co/ct6Tj56jt3

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Our private areas: 1. Stairway to 4 of our 5 staterooms 2. Lower deck hallway 3. Enteance to @theemrsmcafee and my room 4. The full tragedy of our room . We have a full time housekeeper. Janice, however, refuses to let her into our room. Can anyone explain this to me? https://t.co/wTBZmdN8iJ

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@thehawksterman @theemrsmcafee Rails in boats are just more shit you can crack your head on while under way. Narrow staircases are the answer. Close walls on both sides. I slide down sideways with my knees tucked. Seriously. Buddy Davis designed this boat. He was a genioys.

@One_T_ @theemrsmcafee Can't. It's in my contract

@FTMwithFreddy @theemrsmcafee So . . . Smart ass .. you think you found something? Ever hear of stashing a $10,000 Bahamian Bank Note inside a fountain pen?? Safest place for them. Even the homeless here in the Bahamas carry fountain pens with rolled up Bank Notes inside them

The IRS has released no information on the Grand Jury's consensus. By now, there will have been one. What game is the prosecutor playing??? One might think that my intel was faulty ( not once in 37 years). Fortunately, Independent confirmation arrived from our housekeeper today: https://t.co/mHl6RbQtNR

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@oldcitychef Lol

@JarvisMcElbow Not me. The whole affair was supposed to be a secret from me. These docs are from simeine ordered to testify against me.

@Jolie_Dubarry No clue. It's a mystery to me.

@Jolie_Dubarry That's not entirely clear to me. Both "smarter than the average bear" and "if true do they know about it"

@Danimal815 No. Yhe IRS could care less about that. Not in their realm if interest. Their only interest is did I RIP them off?

The prior tweet should settle one question that the mainstream media has been pondering: I didn't make this shit up. I do like to play jokes on the media, naive bastards that they are, but never to this extreme. The IRS did in fact convene a Grand Jury to indict Janice and I.

@drsterlingcox Awesome. I thank you

@Lee67969867 Even better

@CoinLifeCrisis They are unconstitutional

@Currenceej Too ugly

@Danimal815 Ty

@hop_snobs That, from experience, I know well

@TProphet Because they do have a treaty with the US. The treaty excludes political crimes. This is clearly a political crime.

@TProphet I'm willing to do so because the jurors - the Bahamian people - hate the US government, which has run roughshod over the Bahamas, beyond all reason

@TheCoinChat Indeed

@TradeATM Word

@Glen01098 Ty

@OSSRobertSteele :)

@realmcwethy Not exactly. Slavery does not sit well on my shoulders.

@DarkAlley01x Appears so

My "extraordinary" plan to run for president. "Extraordinary". Analyse it: nothing more than "ordinary" only more so. Way ordinary; extremely ordinary; extra ordinary. A media person had to have invented it and made us think that he used it right. Wrong! https://t.co/ePPnPNKTCl

@chuckmaddenpics Word

@DLauzon91 Or that they are. Plus I'm bored

Bahamian sunset, dogs, boats, an old man at the sea. https://t.co/8vcq5p9BdI

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@dubyya The housekeeper initiated an assault and gained entrance. After some fierce fighting @theemrsmcafee, in an uncharacteristic show of pity, alowed the exhausted lady to clean. She should be finished by mid March or so.

@muggs1022 No

@obwilly_gaming Anytime. Come

@ofbeasting Yes