@Reply_now Duh.
John McAfee · August 2020
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@AlexxxxNiki A woman with three heads.
@maxxrpbtc Yeah ... well ... what's her phone number?
@IonSource Hm ...
@AlexandriaLibri :)
@Bubba321B Link please
@CuckflakeLibtrd Video or it didn't happen
@chrisg00004 Drugs, sex and alcohol. Worked for me.
@lluiv Word!
@2HarryBawlz Lol
@Stupidasyouare Not with honesty, but certainly with no money. If you insist on honesty in seduction you'll be lucky to fuck fifty women in a lifetime. Might as well shoot yourself.
@b1ack_c0wboy See next tweet.
@SebastianTute Because I choose to.
@mciocann Pass the bar exam.
One of my doubles just retired. Please wish John Smith, with me, the best of luck in his golden years. https://t.co/VJLe3SEwtD
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@jamesii92 You don't look anything like me.
@baltic_herring Now ....only nine left.
@mackenzie200000 Too young.
@jamesii92 Hmm ...
@QuirkyFollowsQ I'm old. They're old. It happens.
@DipScript :)
@7Lowe Never thought of that
@d4vidtsed4ka Whale sex
@jrrdesertfox9 :)
@MetricHotrods https://t.co/3NtQPN1aOg
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@CommanderGrillo 15%
@Tolgahan1690 In what currency? Lifestyle? Women? Adventure? Contacts? Spending money?
People ask how much I pay my doubles. In what currency? Lifestyle? Women? Adventure? Travel? Contacts? Housing? Drugs? Information? Spending money? Varies radically for each double.
@_ThePieman_ This close https://t.co/y7V6ePYVen
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@BenMikeShaw It's a scam
@_ThePieman_ Or this close: https://t.co/BWIdRCPYyp
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@minijwei Who knows?
Two of my doubles have retired in the past year. People ask - "What's happening?". We're just getting old. One of my retired doubles is now 78. I'm almost 75. It happens. https://t.co/jkh7ZfDbuY
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@ArtKlinck Only nine left. Two more are going to retire in the next 18 months.
@kaioumbus Send photo
@PykusPiraticus Word. But one has been with me for 31 years. Gets old after a while
@HearingItOut We all share the same life.
@blindXBT While fucking. Preferably more than three women.
@cryptomage :)
@pleaseholdd Maybe. Problem is: I'm John Fucking McAfee. No one will ever know.
@carrieokier1 Wrong. Alan Corwell (he wants his real name to be known). Was with me for 28 years. Was arrested in Mexico as me in 2012. https://t.co/chJQgSvsfN
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@mav_typhor Doubles are not "hired". They are absorbed. None of them are paid a salary. But they all live like kings.
@Blackkingsolom1 @ArtKlinck Wrong drugs. All of us use Heroin - sparingly, but a least once a week - Methamphetamines - constantly - LSD, DMT, MDPV and, once a month, a few much heavier drugs - just to keep in shape.
@duke_schnauzer More than a little.
@jobywankenobi12 Wrong my friend. One in the hard hat has been with me more than 20 years. He was arrested twice in my behalf. https://t.co/B9DLgJhsoX
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@robbie446 61% according to Vegas odds.
@baltic_herring Don't want to be restored. I want to exit like everyone else. Only fools want to live forever.
@hddharvey Thank you
@CancelChrissyT Yes. Try to keep up.
@UniteAs1Army Not me. He was jailed twice in my stead though. https://t.co/nKbKupP68v
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@Colonthreee I have nine doubles still with me.
@moibro9 Neil
Are my doubles confusing for @theemrsmcafee? Well ... Some of my doubles have undergone extensive plastic surgery and have my identical tattoos -- plus have undergone months of voice training. So ... Yes .... there have been times when jokes were played .....
@BeriBurr @theemrsmcafee https://t.co/IXL7M2gxZy
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One of my doubles - pictured above, left, has been jailed on my behalf four times. Here was the third time: Got lots of press. I bought him a bottle of Dom Perignon and a Bangkok hooker in recompense. https://t.co/sCyBQVF01T
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@DrIacob @theemrsmcafee Sam Smith is the piano player. He's fucking awesome. Mike Smith plays violin but refuses to be video'd.
@GFYS68648529 There is no salary. The currency is: - Lifestyle - Adventure - More women than God - Travel - Contacts - information - Some small expense money That's it
@HeauxDat @theemrsmcafee No clue
I will be auctioning my Coronavirus masks, worn for one day (to soften the fabric) by @theemrsmcafee, and after, by myself for two days. This one, manufactured by Intimissimi and adapted by myself, is my first auction item. Send bids to: mcafeecovidmask@protonmail.com https://t.co/CuNtLAzWST
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@FIGZ415 @theemrsmcafee No
@Ledhead10 @theemrsmcafee Maybe:)
@smikeoz @theemrsmcafee Word
@hightheretv @theemrsmcafee Of course it does
And .... Of course the item comes with a letter of authenticity - signed by both @theemrsmcafee and myself.
@oozn @theemrsmcafee Yes. In fact, cryptocurrency is all that's accepted.
@BarronShipley @theemrsmcafee $Monero and $GHOST only.
@ConcreteJungel @theemrsmcafee No. The material does not accept signatures with grace:)
@stevienut @theemrsmcafee Coming end of September.
@Much_Luv_People @theemrsmcafee She is
@SamuraiNWord @TemporaryYounes @GFYS68648529 I'm 75. Adventure is what I live for. I'm going to stop at 80?
@uthethe @theemrsmcafee I do use Gmail as the most secure. But I test every email service constantly. Otherwise, how would I know Gmail is the most secure?
I'm a 12 year old, trapped in the body of an old man. Cut me some f&cking slack!
@jamesii92 Are you joking? If not, you're on the wrong page.
@Tiko46525897 No. I don't want to live forever. Only an idiot would want that.
@bbc_alistair @jamesii92 Cut him some slack. I think it was just an unfunny joke. If not we can simply recommend he move on to some other page.
@Black_Mamba_Pro I lost no bet. Yet. Google it.
@INSIGHS :)
@IkeB247 :)
@danny_harbor Legit
The auction for my Covid-19 mask has closed and the mask goes to ... @challengehaus, who paid $2,600 in Monero, and asked NOT to have it washed before shipping. Congrats you guys! https://t.co/NqC9lIQaCc
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@NWordPassInt @challengehaus My apologies, but I am not able to accept any form of payment other than crypto. I do not have a bank account and have not had one for years. And, for your information, two people, who also could not pay in crypto, bid more than you.
@challengehaus Welcome.
@ironeater1170 Lol
@spardo2112 @jamesii92 :)
@cyb0r6633k @jamesii92 Lol!
@ShafieKarim @challengehaus I'll be auctioning them every 2 days.
@RippleXRPArk @challengehaus I got over 600 bids. The highest bid was $10,100 but the bidder was unable to pay in privacy coins, as were over 90% of the bidders. I may just cut a deal with someone able to take credit cards. If I do that I am sure it will grow.
@Gavcam83Alex Lol
@challengehaus @TRFCedd Lmfao!
My interview with my good friend: @ricecrypto https://t.co/bqNsPJryVB
@NWordPassInt Auctions don't work this way. I am sorry. Place a bid tomorrow, after I post the bidding link, and take your chances. Decide what it's worth to you and bid that amount. What could be simpler?
@planetary_ruler That much. At least, is absolutely true.
@SeedaSoch Of course. And comes with a signed letter of authenticity.
@bean_captain If I can make money at it -- yes.
@coneill61 @challengehaus Then don't bid.
@challengehaus @Jody_wus_here Guaranteed.
@Snollagg @challengehaus Do only what you love. Nothing else -- even if all the Gods and powers in the world oppose you. If you are doing what you love you will win.
@TheDMathew No-one bid in Ghost.
@MartinA13529122 Hundreds. We've already had a bid on this mask, using yesterday's link (not acceptable), for $7,500. Go figure!
People say: "Masks don't work". Normal masks don't, of course. Everyone knows that, even idiots. But ... after I've breathed through some material, there is no virus on the planet that could survive further passage through that material.