John McAfee · August 2020

@DominicusSaxon Agreed. Classic.

@INSIGHS :)

@MANOMACHINE Word:)

@comeupdreams Indeed

@NetBoyRick Stop making sense.

@kcharlamps I am

@MrOblivionh Word

@BeirdChicken There's nothing for here here my friend. I suggest Martha Stewart's page. Would be excellent for you.

@TriciaNaz1964 Are you trolling me or are you being real? I have no time for trolls.

@h2gtim Was I wrong? I couldn't think of any other reason for them.

@TriciaNaz1964 Relax. Why are you miserable?

@TriciaNaz1964 I am sorry that I was insensitive to you. Forgive me.

@BeirdChicken Indeed

My Mixology tweet got comments like: "That's not you. Too young". Yes, I'm old. 75 next month. My closest doubles live with me, dress like me, talk like me. All had plastic surgeries. Youngest - 58. The differences are mostly lips. And one now has arthritis in his hands. https://t.co/RUasa5gFX2

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@acryptobill Seldom happens. But we do stay close. At least my identical doubles @theemrsmcafee now has 4 doubles too. Gets complicated.

@jww372 Me

@iddqdkdfa There are 5 @theemrsmcafee - herself and 4 doubles. Does get confusing

@Carter_Bautch Nor me. What if he has doubles that interact like him on-line - behind the scenes? Wouldn't they be his most valuable doubles? What if we all (the body doubles and intellect doubles) offed him years ago and are now sharing his financial legacy - possibly billions? Hmmm ..

@cslay343 Too frequent to list.

@popeyediddle The entire argument came up because of a video. Try to keep up.

@Twisted5576 Yes, very. My advice is to take nothing in life seriously -- least of all yourself.

@Sir_Politics00 If course

@cslay343 https://t.co/9XfGiHWNuF

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@popeyediddle https://t.co/ZcPCTojJz6

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And this is the type of stuff these poor bastards have to put up with: https://t.co/nVx49ijOBa

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@CryptoApprenti1 I bail them out of jail when they're arrested on my behalf. That's the only benefit. https://t.co/yd8ZqAwlF9

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@erickpinos Nothing. But they get to live my lifestyle fully. And, of course, I break them out of jail when they're arrested for me.

@KhanTheWise @erickpinos Well .... every now and then there are some downsides: https://t.co/q3hBXaM9c1

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You have to ask ... Were these arrests, and others, really me:) https://t.co/so1YKlu7AT

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@KhanTheWise @erickpinos Word my friend. And thank you.

@KARLFRIEDMAN14 I'm not??? When did that happen?

@Devine147 You sure? https://t.co/bsnfUWHY0n

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@dowdyjk https://t.co/1eO9jKRKUr

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@Ledhead10 Yep. I was there.

@jkbckr I only count the jails I actually inhabited.

@tony_sutton All my DNA tests were done by my doubles.

@DrUnicornPhD Well ...

@nucash_mining Word:)

@RaeldonTV I'm still alive. Seems reasonable that there is a rhyme or reason for everything I do. Making something public means nothing. The reason for doing so means everything. I never share my reasons.

@HunterSCollins I provide them with a lifestyle that matches mine. That's it. Plus ... break them out of jail occasionally https://t.co/VZKLwgBbnw

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@fabianomarketer @acryptobill @theemrsmcafee 48

@Juan6million Ty

@Croissaintboi Nothing. But they get to live exactly the same lifestyle as me.

@addyb6312 The advantage of doubles:) In 1996 I was arrested on three different continents within 27 hours of each other.

@Stage3000Screen I'm as good as they come. Arrested 21 times in 11 different countries.

@_Howdoyoudo_ Have been for 41 years. Just depends on which country I'm a fugitive from. The first was Bhutan in 1978. Most recent - U.S. - 2019.

And this ... unfortunately: https://t.co/mDCd4Lhwmt

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@ceneblock No clue.

@lerchorinyo Ody doubles? No. But ny intellect doubles do. I have 9 body doubles and an undisclosed number of intellect doubles.

@beeforcow Or intellect doubles.

@GuyFromV 9

I am convening the Red Scarf Society again - August 11th, 8 P.M., Munich. Our official meeting place. You may bring up to two guests. Since it is Summer, red shirts will be acceptable. If you are not a Society member but can figure out our locale, you are also welcome. Red! https://t.co/2yvJ5YpiUf

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@SeanWats No

@jkbckr You may not be smart enough to join:) Just kidding:) No not that place!! If course not!!! That's the place we don't meet up, and those are not red scarves. They look blue to me.

@therealgcolombo I don't run the Orange Scarf Society and I am not even a member.

@nucash_mining If he wears a red scarf (or shirt)

@nicOdermia @jkbckr https://t.co/KRkBNQUG1P

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@nicOdermia @jkbckr I was never accused of murder. I was a "person of interest", as were every one of his neighbors.

RED SCARF SOCIETY UPDATE I am being detained in Norway. Trivial issue but waiting for high level beaurocrats to arrive. Slow bastards, as you know. To be safe, I'm changing our meeting time to 10:00 tonight. Munich HB As usual. Our trip so far: https://t.co/BJV76g8k4g

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My Coronavirus mask is the problem. I am insisting it is the safest available and I'm refusing to wear anything else -- for my health's sake. Authority!?!?!?!? https://t.co/w4MRBWPycH

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Going to have to cancel the Red Scarf Society meeting. I am so sorry. Note to future adventurers: Always joke with you captors. No matter what. https://t.co/aKgq65Fjqx

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@eIsicko Visit my site anytime: @theemrsmcafee

.@theemrsmcafee here. I'll manage John's account until he escapes (usual method), bribes someone (very quick - might be out in a few hours), retains the right lawyer (will be a few days) or becomes warden of the jail, in which case we will have to force him out.

@French_JoJo26 He's one of the two in the background https://t.co/4gUMNB0SO0

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@TrumpPirates Unlikely knowing John.

@planetary_ruler If so would John admit it?

@bfhistory12 @French_JoJo26 Yes

@j_e_l_23 So??

His thong mask: It doesn't recycle his exhaled carbon dioxide, like over the ear masks. (Breathing impaired people are exempt from wearing masks because masks impair respiration). Masks stop bacteria. Not viruses people! He was arrested for what he believes. Thank you my love. https://t.co/Vm7ZjyR6bz

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I'm (@theemrsmcafee) I'll manage John's account until he escapes (usual method), bribes someone (very quick - might be out in a few hours), retains the right lawyer (will be a few days) or becomes warden of the jail, in which case we will have to force him out.

@TriciaNaz1964 :)

@okieirish For refusing to put on a standard over the ear mask.

@Sox821 Refusal to wear a "medically approved" mask.

@2MAIS2IGUAL4 Refusal to wear a "medically approved" mask.

@SN13513062 @RolandThornber1 @eIsicko Not illegal (yet) to be married to him.

@MK8nCoins Thank you

@Pete_Sheetza No. For refusing to replace it with a "medically approved" mask, which are unhealthy and don't help.

@TronBloke @theemrsmcafee He said he will be back with me within 72 hours. Always has before. No reason to doubt him now.

He was not arrested for wearing the thong as a mask. He was arrested for refusing to replace it with a "medically certified" over the ear mask. I refused as well. But they chose to arrest John, and leave me be.

.@theemrsmcafee for John: John was arrested. I'm detained. Jail would be more fun. https://t.co/f1orfZwjPV

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Update: Here I was 2 hours ago. John is the only person I know that can get you champagne while being detained! More updates coming. https://t.co/mT6TBd15ch

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I'm following John's instructions and heading back. He assured me he would be released. https://t.co/FOFejoXLEs

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I'm back in Belarus and, with the exception of a black eye, no worse for wear. I cannot speak publicly about my fun and games yesterday, regrettably, but after a few hours sleep I will be back with my usual stream of conscious:) Good to be back. https://t.co/DXdLP8kD5b

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@BillJitsu No. We all stay in until it's healed or until I can cover it with makeup.

@sanchohack No-one. Everything is fine.

@TroubleTheTiger No

@o0AlphaLibrae0o Lol

@TTOURTV After 14 hours in jail and enduring a little roughing up, at the age of 75, how well am I supposed to look?

@kadey180 :)

https://t.co/tSPVkhpUIq

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@SunSuzSunTzuing See janices videos three tweets back

@symb01s You don't know @theemrsmcafee if you think she couldn't smash a zombie's head with a champagne bottle.

@iangothad https://t.co/HIrppxauIr

@c189108 https://t.co/HIrppxauIr

@JohnJohnfarrier https://t.co/HIrppxauIr

@VibeCS :)

@sanchohack https://t.co/HIrppxauIr

I was jailed: Why? Visited Catalonia just before Europe banned Catalonians from travelling. Tried to return to Germany and were refused entrance. They demanded we wear masks. I put on my thong mask. They demanded I replace it. I refused. Tussle. Jail. Black eye. Released. https://t.co/B8SW2VBzSm

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@Antimon_E No

@kadey180 Thanks babe but no.