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One of my doubles - pictured above, left, has been jailed on my behalf four times. Here was the third time: Got lots of press. I bought him a bottle of Dom Perignon and a Bangkok hooker in recompense. https://t.co/sCyBQVF01T
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Two of my doubles have retired in the past year. People ask - "What's happening?". We're just getting old. One of my retired doubles is now 78. I'm almost 75. It happens. https://t.co/jkh7ZfDbuY
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@ArtKlinck Only nine left. Two more are going to retire in the next 18 months.
@kaioumbus Send photo
@PykusPiraticus Word. But one has been with me for 31 years. Gets old after a while
@HearingItOut We all share the same life.
@blindXBT While fucking. Preferably more than three women.
@cryptomage :)
@pleaseholdd Maybe. Problem is: I'm John Fucking McAfee. No one will ever know.
@carrieokier1 Wrong. Alan Corwell (he wants his real name to be known). Was with me for 28 years. Was arrested in Mexico as me in 2012. https://t.co/chJQgSvsfN
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@mav_typhor Doubles are not "hired". They are absorbed. None of them are paid a salary. But they all live like kings.
@Blackkingsolom1 @ArtKlinck Wrong drugs. All of us use Heroin - sparingly, but a least once a week - Methamphetamines - constantly - LSD, DMT, MDPV and, once a month, a few much heavier drugs - just to keep in shape.
@duke_schnauzer More than a little.
@jobywankenobi12 Wrong my friend. One in the hard hat has been with me more than 20 years. He was arrested twice in my behalf. https://t.co/B9DLgJhsoX
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@robbie446 61% according to Vegas odds.
@baltic_herring Don't want to be restored. I want to exit like everyone else. Only fools want to live forever.
@hddharvey Thank you
@CancelChrissyT Yes. Try to keep up.
@UniteAs1Army Not me. He was jailed twice in my stead though. https://t.co/nKbKupP68v
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@Colonthreee I have nine doubles still with me.
@moibro9 Neil
Are my doubles confusing for @theemrsmcafee? Well ... Some of my doubles have undergone extensive plastic surgery and have my identical tattoos -- plus have undergone months of voice training. So ... Yes .... there have been times when jokes were played .....
@BeriBurr @theemrsmcafee https://t.co/IXL7M2gxZy
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@DrIacob @theemrsmcafee Sam Smith is the piano player. He's fucking awesome. Mike Smith plays violin but refuses to be video'd.
@GFYS68648529 There is no salary. The currency is: - Lifestyle - Adventure - More women than God - Travel - Contacts - information - Some small expense money That's it
@HeauxDat @theemrsmcafee No clue
@SamuraiNWord @TemporaryYounes @GFYS68648529 I'm 75. Adventure is what I live for. I'm going to stop at 80?