John McAfee · January 2020

@gentofcrypto @theemrsmcafee No security, no power, cameras that are 5 generations behind, no open architecture, a price at least 10 times the value. That's a few of the reasons but I could go on all day.

@belemo__ @theemrsmcafee Man. Indeed!! Whoa!!! I slept with a woman once who owned an Apple device. But I gave her a fake name and phone number afterwards.

@BipolarStyle @theemrsmcafee No

@1mas1igual_1 @theemrsmcafee You bet.

@cryptosparkz @theemrsmcafee Oh. Fuck me Man, I only once ever opened one up. Found no use in doing so, so I never bothered again. I forgot their was a screen in there. THANK YOU FRIEND!!!

@therealgcolombo @theemrsmcafee I'm 74 dude. They would have to be my Great Granddaughters. Possibly even Great-Great. Why are people always trying to make my actions appear somehow nefarious??? Get a calculator:).

@CryptoThingies @theemrsmcafee Can't!!! Tried that. The finish turns ugly after just a few uses.

@AustincSpringer @theemrsmcafee Neither @theemrsmcafee nor myself own phones. We're on the run. If either of us owned a phone we would be caught in a matter of minutes. But the S-10 is a million times better than the best Apple has to offer. If we could have phones that would be the phone.

@threefootcake @theemrsmcafee Word

@hoshimotaninge1 @theemrsmcafee What's it about? :]

@anthonynj973 @theemrsmcafee :)

@toffachandler @theemrsmcafee WHAT???????????????? lay off the LSD for a few days.

@eastriverrunner @theemrsmcafee Good man Ken!! Keep it up.

@Terrifying_Good @theemrsmcafee Love this. Link?

@DamienB52875453 @theemrsmcafee Understood

@ilwombato @gentofcrypto @theemrsmcafee I can't have a phone dude. Neither can @theemrsmcafee We're on the run. We would be caught within minutes of making our first call to a number we had called before, or one minute after signing into our email, or Twitter. Can't have that.

@sauceypapi @gentofcrypto @theemrsmcafee Please. I don't have the time. Google it.

@Logan_Nixon @gentofcrypto @theemrsmcafee I got into that phone in 5 minutes. Jeesus!! There are companies, like Cellebrite that sell kits for a few dollars that can break all of Apple's security measures. Wake up people. You buy into companies' marketing ruses with as much gusto as you buy into politician's lies.

@cloudshigh @gentofcrypto @theemrsmcafee Try to keep up. I did.

@GoldenHand2019 @challengehaus No sir

@tremor38 @theemrsmcafee :)

@IsaacMT89 @theemrsmcafee So is Draino:)

Another masterpiece from my good friend and occasional slave @money_alotta https://t.co/xhOkFRKBj9

I am 74. You younger children, as I have aged, have sometimes appeared to me as "human like", but alen entities that have no real connection to me. Then I watch you play. You are me. Still. Like it or not.

@alistwittor No

@TruthRaiderHQ :)

@ChitownMike312 No?

@Champion_Zeus Lol

@gjbangar Maybe.

A message for our children: Few parents ever discover their true mistakes, let alone acknowledge them, so the learning experiences they pass on are flawed. As you learn, keep this foremost in your mind.

In this world of exploding technology, it is as important for children to teach their parents, as it is for parents to teach their children.

@hippie_crypto What does that mean? Bad for you? Bad for me? Bad for liberals? Bad for conservatives? Bad for his wife? Bad for the bed he sleeps in? You lost me.

@bacchas370 I have 47. Look it up.

@juanchocq_91 @theemrsmcafee https://t.co/87aS7mo2Rm

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@LemmeStabU @theemrsmcafee No vendetta. Apple is just not safe.

@perhapstf2 @theemrsmcafee No duh!

@SamuelAuto888 @theemrsmcafee S10

@exhubgh @theemrsmcafee Real

@0x535431 @Terrifying_Good @theemrsmcafee Did you make the GIF above?

@therealgcolombo @theemrsmcafee No problem. The two young women are Sam and Amy. We expanded our - as the press called it: "Harem" to 5 other women. https://t.co/R0xPQr3R91

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My campaign is running. Let's clear the air. Did I really live with a harem of seven young women, and if so how in God's name do I expect to be President? Q1: Yes. Q2: I can't be President. Any who think I can ..... Move out of your Mom's basement. But it does not matter https://t.co/CnfDl1Fi0l

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@ECCFI It is

@civorep Lmfao

@skittlej1zz You don't

@MizzzFortune :) Ty Kim

Next Question: Did I really fake a heart attack while in prison in Guatemala. A: Yes. Why? A: I was being deported back to Belize at noon. My lawyers needed until 2:00 to file a stay of deportation. I told them: "Don't worry. Get the Stay. I got the rest." https://t.co/zCoybtNZAT

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@totoandgordo He's not even in my universe.

@Joshthesmoke Me too now.

@MancerCarto Of course I've been fisted by a woman. What real man hasn't FFS??? Butt felching is the only fun kind in my opinion.

@end_history Please!!! Dan is not even in the same universe as me. How many times has he been in prison? How many countries are trying to arrest him today? How many times has he been shot, poisoned etc? How many extraditions has he fought? Please!!!!!!!

@MancerCarto For real. Two years ago.

@Pepe_T_ https://t.co/XBoXCsA1qD

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Next: Did I get @Thefotoking arrested in the Dominican Republic last year with me in order to pay him back for getting me arrested in Guatemala in 2012? Well .... this is a complex question. Did I get him arrested? Yes As payback? I don't know Robert. Whatcha think?:) https://t.co/HR8jO7Kf7Z

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Next: Do I indeed hang out with gangstas and hoes? As many Hoes as I can, yes. Gangsta's? Only pretend gangstas. I am not highly enough positioned on the power scale to meet real gangstas like Congressmen, Senators and Presidents. https://t.co/X7WvDnVk3X

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@Johnny__Rage You clearly have spent little time in third World Countries:) No one in my mini-team, below, would stand chance going up against those "Air rifles". You are looking at the most deadly, acquireable weapons on the planet. https://t.co/sHbihi1j7I

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@OJohnred @Johnny__Rage Lol. Ok.:)

@Johnny__Rage They are Blayers- firing enough pure phosphorous to vaporize you, and everything 10 yards left and right of you from a distance of 100 feet. Don't bother Googling it. Real shit never gets on Go9gle:)

@Johnny__Rage Single shot, of course. But what a shot.

@GraceAlijah @Thefotoking We're special

@ConnorWMcHugh @Thefotoking By ever saw it. Never watch myself on TV. Boring.

@realMonchhichib @Thefotoking Oh.. yeah ... forgot: I'm John Fucking McAfee

You ask how we escaped this situation. Another story for another time. But, the key: We are not shakedownable. There's nothing you can threaten us with that we have not already experienced and which we know we will survive. This is Freedom people. And Freedom will be free.

@IBEEU Many times:)

@Spoiledlamb @Thefotoking Always. I went with him, as a gentleman should. But .... come to think .... He didn't go with me when I was jailed in Guatemala. Hmmmm.... What's up with that @Thefotoking ?

@issamsatoshi The REAL O.G.

@AdVlisr Lol

@Desdiosador Not long enough to fall in love.

@CyrptoMac Yeah. Long story.

@989x4000 I don't recommend it.

@jasonru92634503 Lmfao

@mniebles There are no living "Ladies Men" past the age of 40. They call them "Ladies Men" because they are the ones the ladies eat first.

@jayjack321 Sorry .... I got no money.

@gjbangar No. But doesn't sound much worse than living with 7 women.

@gjbangar :)

@joker_tweeet That's what you got from thus huh? Interesting!!

@HollowChemist @Three3ZERO1 Word

@Furball828 Long story

@EddinsMicheal Sam

@maxwell_winslow We did

@GBlankenagel Long story involving the night before

@jeremymstamper His name was Soldjia (Soldier). One if the scariest motherfuckers I've had the pleasure to meet.

@shivasnell Ty

@DGilby85 :)

@DGilby85 Can't wave your weapons around at midday in a Carribean tourist destination. Not even I could pull that off, just for a Wired Magazine photoshoot. But the authourities OK'd our waving these around which, frankly, to the uninitiated, are bigger and scarier. Go figure.

@bluesnowboard Long story.

@3shoestripes :)

@DrPainsInfo :)

@Sapatodeboliche Not sure. 6' last I measured.

@Bobmcnal Long story

@Oldman_Crypto @HWPesq Yeah. But try talking to any of these kind gentleman about it. Please. Be my guest. :))

@shannon4t76 Ling story

@xrpsam Never saw the documentary. And my sex life is none of your fucking business.

@ModusOperandjob Amy. Blew my right eardrum out trying to shoot me in the head. Lookup Dateline's series: "Mcafee Trouble in Paradise" Episode 7 Amy confesses on National television to trying to shoot me, poison me, and cut my throat. Liked her I did. She was with me til my last day in Bel

@Bitcoinpalmer @chatwithcharles Lmfao

@Jesuslizard97 Don't do it.

@KingColeNY Yep. You tell him that:)

@tradetilmade You absolutely right. But I didn't tell em. In the same circumstances you might have kept quiet too:)

@stacyherbert There is no "more usual". Depends on the circumstances. Is the person leaving line carrying a firearm and making threatening gestures? Is it a naked babe that we would all pay ten bucks to watch her get in line again? It's complex my friend.

Next. Was my wife, @theemrsmcafee, a prostitute for many years? Well, my sex life and history are none of anyone's business, and Janice's is none of mine. I have truly never once asked her what her occupation was. But she feels differently and she will tell you all if asked. https://t.co/acTR5N9Q0S

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Am I crazy? Yes. By all standards. I see everywhere, those who, at once, are loving and bitter, generous and greedy, compassionate and indifferent. I see the world as a place seething with ambitions, corruptions, cruelties. The very diagnosis of paranoia. Yes I am crazy. https://t.co/YfSrZW6Hfj

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