John McAfee · January 2020

@halfdeadmcafee @mossos Lmfao

@VampHuntKitty Haven't thoroughly analysed the potential in that jarket.

@cesarjeancarlo1 Were you there? I was. You know absolutely nothing about the truth.

@ticketmister_ Thank you Mister.

@bonnechance0 Smoke 4 packs of cigarettes per day for 55 years.

@duggo41 Why bother hanging here? That's the question isn't it?

@duggo41 You need more fish in your diet. Sharpens the brain.

@nickelbag4 Nothing. Presidents have zero power to change anything. Last president to have power was Dwight Eisenhower. Our system is like a car with a broken steering wheel. It doesn't matter who's driving. What looks, on the surface, like power is merely manipulation by others.

Trying to bring some style back into the fashion desert of Northern India. It's not catching on. https://t.co/bQeeww8T8F

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@stochtopus Yes

@Voted4Trump420 Yes

@lit1776 :)

@sniperriffle123 :)

@MizzzFortune Not sure. You think this outfit might work better? https://t.co/YKaVOADy9d

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@KnaveYT :)

@libertasartifex Nice car

People ask, from time to time, about my doubles. Meet James Corwell, retiring today. We have been virtually interchangeable for going on 31 years. Be well my good friend. And I will never forget your night in a Mexican jail as me. It saved my life. https://t.co/PAxLhI3osg

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@thejosephshanks Google it. The night of my escape from Belize in November 2012.

Google the arrest of "John McAfee", aka James Corwell, the night of my escape from Belize in November of 2012, you will understand the debt that I will always owe to this man. Balls of titanium. The heart of a lion. And friendship worthy of a wolf.

@belizemarc I remember them shutting down all telecommunications in Belize the day I escaped.

@OlexKP No clue. Not my film. I think Paramount is producing it.

@pepeMck Also: https://t.co/1mxefD5Ita

Can no-one Google anymore?? :) Ok .... For those dozens who could find nothing: https://t.co/oxcSqmHxzT

In Mexico, he hung around that day, with a man by his side (paid) until he saw a police truck coming. As they caught his eye, he bolted off, knocking down the man. He was obviously chased and caught. When caught, he said: "I'm John McAfee. Please don't torture me." Simple.

@_madbot_ I've never been faithful.

@mikeydoeswork No. What's your point? You lost me.

@shillafromindia It's been floating down the Ganges on a raft for years. Few have seen it.

@ogqb Apache. The fiercest of the American plains tribes. They wore these in the 11th and 12th Centuries

@n4hpg I can't get involved in people's sex lives. It doesn't feel right somehow

@haywudjeblome :) You should try wearing my shoes.

@cryptodotbi Of course not! The eyes of the world watched. I called the New York Times and reported my arrest in Mexico one hour before it happened. Hundreds of Journalists were en-route. James was untouchable. The "don't hurt me" ruse was simply a reason for me to blurt out my identity.

@barefootprods I cannot advise you. SEC rules:(

@JohnKale420 It did????? Fuck me!! Who said it???

@Gavin89 Hard work. Committment. Perserverence. Loyalty. With that alone anyone can claim that title. Or .... If you have cash, and are willing to wait a month until I subjugate some small country, I would be happy to call you whatever you like. You get a piece of referrals too:)

@IsraelAscencio4 Absolutely. Read the story.

@halfdeadmcafee @theemrsmcafee Ooohhhhu.... You scare me. Move out of your mother's basement kid!

@cryptobopulos Well. Few. You are one of the few who care enough to send me Gifs. Thank you.

@Danblockchain1 Happened twice already.

@Memefreeisway2b I smoke 3 to four packs of cigarettes a day, drink at least one bottle of whiskey, and take as much illegal drugs as I can. My family has always claimed that the regimen above is the only cure for aging.

Oops. Made a mistake. It's not epstein who's dead. It's some Iranian General https://t.co/qcyuHZON5o

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@cybertesla_ Lmfao!!

@TertulianZ Not very deep. Jeffrey has an unusually undersized member.

@halfdeadmcafee @CIA Nobody, and I mean nobody, ever alerts their target that they are coming to get them. I know. I've had hundreds after me. Are you an idiot? You obviously can't do Jack shit so just keep quiet on my page or make up a new identity every day and continue your aimless life.

@peopleslobyist You haven't heard????? Stay there. Don't move. Help is coming.

@glowingbubs Yes

@oilfielder1 That was to be the reason for admitting to being me. People don't just blurt out their identities if they are on the run. Unless they are scared.

@cryptoveteran21 I have 7.

From my balcony this morning https://t.co/hDCCPSt2gZ

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@infoseeker2017 Fake

My new studio for the production of my 2020 Campaign videos is now up and running. I'm standing at the door. I'll be unveiling it later today. https://t.co/RaBCTUq71w

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@sagaciouszu Depends on the name of your cat. Name?

@_crypto99 Who told you??

@sagaciouszu Will we be paying for his house? No.

@jainsiddhu Patna

@DesertMonkey4 Yes. The fake one's at Wal-mart were all out.

@SmellenKeller @ogqb Listen my friend. My good friends among the the Native American tribes have been Nvajos, Hopis, Zunis, etc -- the Pueblo tribes. I'm too lazy to have to follow the buffalo and the changing seasons, like the Sioux, the Camanches and the Yanomamo. Cut me some slack.

I'm choosing an official hat for my 2020 presidential campaign. Left to right, top to bottom, 1 thru 4, which one? https://t.co/iw3sCnNnOo

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@TheDennisRice Lmfao

@mickmugsi123 The last one is from the "How to uninstall McAfee" video. Definitely not photoshopped.

Finally! Those drug addled geniuses at @challengehaus actually put together: MY FIRST 2020 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN VIDEO Just in time too. I had discovered where they were hiding in the oubacks of Australia:) I'm hoping I can re-call those dudes on their way with a present. https://t.co/27B6TgNeKk

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If any of you brain donors out there stupidly ask: "How do we fund things without income taxes?", then: I will fucking scream. The U.S., until 1913, was the industrial giant of the world. We had no income taxes until 1913. Find out for yourself Why we don't need taxes.

@BloughJoshua @challengehaus Word

@Rebound35777986 :)

@_madbot_ True

@CreativeDestruc Are you retarded??? There was all of that!!! And a thousand times more efficient than today.

@OreoLite Wake up and listen.

My evening out with my Director of Discipline - Carmen Diaz, her husband, Igor Karminski, and the Boss Lady - @theemrsmcafee https://t.co/5mdU8UuFXz

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@KyleRooster @challengehaus They did, didn't they.

@ComandanteMoose My friend: Sometimes it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. If you want to spout fake news, then make sure people cannot Google the truth. It's the attitude you just vomited out that is the problem in America.

@Tompika684 Imagine paying any tax whatsoever and justifying it by pointing to those who pay less. Wake up dude.

@GameEnders1 I have no problem with that. I can choose to buy or not. No relation to stealing the fruits of my fucking lab9r.

@buyinthedip @theemrsmcafee Yes. He's Russian. The only drinking competition to us Irish.

@arroaz70 @theemrsmcafee Yes. We've been going to Catalonia at least once every couple of months. Salou is our favorite place, which is where, I believe, this photo was taken last week.

@hastasiyizlo @theemrsmcafee You can see where I WAS, anywhere from 48 hours to 6 months ago. Yoy can't find me from that.

@StartBitcoinOK @theemrsmcafee I'm 45 years older. Is she too old for me?? I often wonder that. Janice is the oldest woman I've ever been with.

@juanchocq_91 @theemrsmcafee Small of my back of course.

@lumbercat @challengehaus No way I could ever be elected. I would not take the job for a Trillion Dollars.

@Chriscraw32 @theemrsmcafee Yes I am.

@theemrsmcafee @MizzzFortune Word Babe.

@kesjam @theemrsmcafee @PineyMcknuckle No. I like to choreograph. There's a huge difference.

@Logan_RTW @theemrsmcafee Prada

@Daniel44889833 Unterpol is there. Not safe at all.

@daobvcad Don't know. It worked. I escaped. I'm still alive and breathing.

I love the insanity of the world. People ssmaying " You should have done this, or that instead". This was not a movie. It was my real life. I escaped. Those if you who think you could have done it better ..... Be my guest ...

@JoeNight16 It worked. That's all that mattered to me. Tell us about your great escape. Maybe we could learn somerhing. Yes??

@TataCastello @theemrsmcafee Word

@Gator_Attorney Ribert King. Wirld reniwned war photographer. He and Rocco Castoro, senior editor if Vice Magazine accompanied me in my escape. Try to keep up.

@Adam_J_Roth @theemrsmcafee Krostnik. Grown in Siberia in an aquaculture lab. Awesome. But 30 times more expensive than top of the chart Cubans.

@arroaz70 @theemrsmcafee We live, most of the time, at the rim of the Arctic Circle. Spain and Catalonia are heaven on earth in the winter by comparisin.

@Miguel95415040 @theemrsmcafee No Duh!!! Anyone who thinks I could be President needs to move out of their mom's basement. So we're missing your poumint here. Or have you just not been keeping up? https://t.co/E9fOK9Njxz

@DamienB52875453 Ty Damien

@JohnInvest1 Were there roadblocks all over the country with your photograph in every policeman's and soldiers hands? Were they shooting at you? Were you running for your life? If not, then shut the fuck up.

@CryptoGollum Ty Gollum

@MizzzFortune Ty Kim.

@Thefotoking I was walking, with the cane that you see, bent over almost double, shuffling along with each step no more than a few inches from the previous step; huffing in discomfort with each step. No one would look hme in the eye. To be invisible, I only had to look at someone:).

@Crackmacs @challengehaus Lol

Made a bet with @theemrsmcafee that there was not a single photo in the world showing me within a foot of an Apple device. She found this. I was using it to swat flies. I assumed that's what everyone used them for. https://t.co/bi39bAzYvk

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@cryptosparkz @theemrsmcafee I've done the same, but that satin finish wastes drugs man.

@DamienB52875453 @theemrsmcafee Hmmm. Yes. I think that's a valid reason.

@kenXichiro @theemrsmcafee Now yes. Probably be gone in a few minutes though.