John McAfee · January 2020

@KellyDougherty9 Lol

@jayjack321 Lmfao

@waltseason Lol

@Thuggerfan69 Ah .... the naivete of you young pups.

@theemrsmcafee @DamianSpriggs @outrunorlando Like this: https://t.co/t4GD9Akugz

@MellowD @theemrsmcafee She do

@theemrsmcafee @MellowD Lmfao!! Love you babe.

My 2016 libertarian Party Presidential nomination speech. It will be far worse this time I promise you. https://t.co/ZSAwt08o8B

@theemrsmcafee Thank you babe.

@eatyourdindin1 You got a proboem with my Avi dweeb?

@sean_antrim Does it matter? We all know I can't be elected president.

@eatyourdindin1 Who the fuck do you think I am?

@theemrsmcafee Hey baby:)

@InsecureMan117 I am running. You lost me??? https://t.co/E9fOK9Njxz

@safe_secs Welcome my friend.

@wonderbitcoin And?? Your point? Did you actually think I could win? Do you actually believe it matters who sits in the oval office? Wake up! Our system is like a car with a frozen steering wheel. System don't care who's driving.

@izennoloc Welcome Rick

@xtopher719 That was 2016. We lost.

@F7SEP Duh!! What's your point?

@SayadiSolution Welcome Reza

@CPSymalla It's a simulation for what is possible. You younger folks tweek it as needed.

@mfow020 Wake the fuck up!

@Kaahuna1 What is your point?

@FeelingsKevin :)

@SayadiSolution I am required to do nithing.

@ElisafromCA nothing..... Never been suspected of it. Never been charged with it. Why aren't you in jail for murder?

@Clairvius_N I never intended to be.

@theemrsmcafee @Miami_Mercenary Word

https://t.co/sjY9DIGYj3

I contracted my first 2020 Campaign video the scoundrels at @challengehaus Due to be completed today. Paid them up front. Too much. But one was cute. They're partying with my money, not simple things that I would do - drugs, hoe's, a little fun. No. Scary shit. Help!!!!!

@ManLoggin @challengehaus God only knows. They must be spammed into oblivion until I get my drug money back.

@bitsdigits @challengehaus Yes, but they're working solely for low grade Smack. Stuff we get in Afghanistan for cheaper than Coca Cola by weight. Still interested?

@BradShaffner @challengehaus :)

@Sayance1 @challengehaus Too old now. I have a doctor's excuse to prove it. (Whale's vagina is more than 30 feet underwater, even while resting. -- My ears can no longer take the water pressure) :)

@IAmATiger544 @challengehaus :)

@itsyaboymattyg @challengehaus I have a video of an elephant eating it's own dick. Looking for a highly prized substitution? If you turn me down you'll be wondering about the elephant for the rest of your days.

@challengehaus So. Let me understand you ... You're looking for motivation. Will a single busted kneecap be sufficient? Or should I plan on the full motivational package?

@flatbush711 @challengehaus My faith in Christ sustains me.

@challengehaus Sophistry. Pure sophistry. If that were a reply to a put-down, you just got served. Takes years to understand humor, and sophistry, as humor, is best left to the hands of us who know how to wield it. Otherwise, you might hurt yourself:)

@LeonGower @challengehaus Lol

@CopperHeroin @challengehaus Oddly enough, men believe the size of their balls offers protection. Stupid. They merely make a bigger target to take down. 6 to 8 months later. When nothing can connect you to theirs and their family's disappearances. Joking!!!

@kitrellk @theemrsmcafee Got me into Miami unnoticed. And through a virtual swarm of Coast guard and special forces looking for me as we escaped into the Bahamas.

@theemrsmcafee Nobody liked the wig idea baby, except us. As usual, we were right. Everyone followed orders. I got us into Miami unnoticed and through a swarm of Coast Guard as we escaped into the Bahamas. Even our chief security adviser said we could not succeed. But we did. I love you.

@Three3ZERO1 @theemrsmcafee Lmfao. Followed.

@kitrellk @theemrsmcafee I picked it out myself.

@theemrsmcafee I know you do Baby. It's one of the greatest mysteries of my life.

@MellowD @theemrsmcafee @kitrellk Neither one of us would still be in existence I suspect.

@mgd_the Didn't want them if marrying a hoe is unacceptable.

@domdom939 @challengehaus The soul of music is in the notes that you don't play. I learned this lifetime ago and never forgot it.

The magic of @challengehaus: They combined my anal fisting video with a sweet piano concerto for my lovely wife: @theemrsmcafee Would have normally simply put a hit out on the Mofo's But it actually sounded good. Settled for busting their kneecaps. https://t.co/FuyeLtnhgx

@FOMOBYDICK @theemrsmcafee @DDGaddis :)

The truth of our evening. Few will believe it. It matters not to us. It fucking happened. https://t.co/8WXXk0fAhu

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@stewartjacksons @FBI What's your problem with it.? If you're on their side I would recommend Martha Stewart as a far better follow for you.

@OlexKP @theemrsmcafee Word Olex.

@maxwell_winslow Who would not be. They are in the clutches of that McAfee dude.

@SchmittyEric :)

@AdVlisr No clue. You got any idea?? We're bewildered

@RightTurn_Clyde No Duh!!! They are with me. And it's nighttime. Only an idiot would not be terrified.

@Knight_721 My great granddaughter. You have a comment??

@Luna85322680 Me

@MMcrypto What competitor? Bitcoin has no competitors. It is an old technology no longer valid in today's world of Blockchains.

@Nano_Whale No

@Anthony_P_M @CryptoBran_ If they're smart they should be scared shitless!! Excellent observation Michael!!! Good man my friend.

@FilipFrandsen @MMcrypto Have you been in a coma for a few years?? Can we help in any way?? Hang in there dude. I'm sure you will eventually be fine.

@mgd_the Bleef weavers. Hands down

@nikita80682072 Word Nikita.

@mickmugsi123 No duh!! Add to it that only Janice, Ching Sun Liu and myself speak English. As a group we speak only Russian. I told the two non-English speaking staff that I was discussing our upcoming Blockchain conference in Tierra del Fuego.

@GhostFaceTrader Many times.

@Josephpdaniel11 @theemrsmcafee @challengehaus That's comforting.

@tigerpark135 @challengehaus @theemrsmcafee They are. Try playing this motherfucking piano after 10:00 at night. The keys could cauterize a wound.

@sardar19239274 Yes???

@Mandatory_Me Of fucking course!!! Were you born yesterday????

@Kevin96592884 How old are you? Could you really believe, if you can multiply and divide, a value of anything twice the gross national product of the North American Continent? Are you fucked in the head? I also said I fucked whales. Did you try that impossibility too?? WAKE THE FUCK UP!

@Cyclos01 Uh ... Because I am!! Are you retarded or something?

@Diegotjes Who, in their right mind, would believe that, in a two year period, an outdated and dying cryptocurrency would reach a value twice the annual gross product twice that of the North American continent? I also said I fucked whales. Did you try that impossibility too. Holy fuck!!

@VendoMatt1 Please. No-one ever died of a Marijuana overdose. Worst that happens is you forgot to go home to you spouse. On purpose. Forever.

@tut5150 I was, for five years, a minister within the Protestant Episcopal Church in Salem, Virginia - St. Paul's Episcopal. I still have the right o call myself "Father". Asswipe.

@morethanjerks It takes determination, hard work, faith and courage my son. All of which can be discounted, providing you have sufficient money. Do you have sufficeient money?

@jnev1284 Wake up. Then wake up the others.

@cryptojunkie18 Duh

@sardar19239274 Ahhhhh....... Again.... please ...... Please .......l

@oneandonlyheady I have always sounded like this. You can watch interviews with Larry King from 25 years ago on my YouTube Channel to prove it. This is my real voice. "The Joker" was never a real voice.

@Diegotjes It on boarded 100,000 new users who had never heard of Bitcoin before.

@Diegotjes And a new prediction?????? Have you learned nothing, fucking, at all from this?

@Chriscraw32 Never. I hate children Unless one enters my sphere of awareness. Then I'm overwhelmed with an irrational urge to protect them from what I know of the horrors of this world. Even while they are irritating me. Fucking demons!!!

@Eljaboom Bleef Weaving, my friend. Average salary per weaver: 2017 - $374,000 annualy. 2018 - $740,000 Annually 2019 - $1.8 mil Annually Projected 2020 - $4.17 mil Stanford will be the first University to offer both undergrad and grad degrees in Bleef Topology in 2021. Get on board..

@Eljaboom FreePurse - Entry One - Hand installed. Can only get it in Lithuania. Not downloadable, not indexed by Google, no website, no Social Media presence. Can only find on https://t.co/Gpal32ZvWn (occassionally). Hand installed on your phone or pad.

@Three3ZERO1 @challengehaus Mmmmm ..... :)

.@challengehaus was supposed to create and finish my first video for my 2020 Presidential Camapign today. Didn't happen. Pricks. But they did send me this POS to "Tide me over" till they can, as they aptly stated: "Try to get our shit together" Well fucking hurry then!! https://t.co/FuyeLtnhgx

@Curtains09 @challengehaus They charge money!! What's the fucking point?

@krtsgrl No.

@GonzoHeadlines @challengehaus Yes. Do it.

@LibertyUnltd @challengehaus Thanks. But I'm looking for the type of creativity that @challengehaus demonstrated in the test video they furnished. Nice work though.

@itsdenverbitch @challengehaus It's a stellar endorsement.

@HyperBaroque @challengehaus Bad huh?? Then I am way ahead of the game.

@FamilyBuzz_tter @Curtains09 @challengehaus That ....... I have no doubt of:)

Congress and our Executive Branch are not evil people. They're just drugged up on power. If we can dry them out, they will be fine. But no more government jobs for them. Ever again.

@JayPizzle88 Lol

@989x4000 Mdpv

@hermetica666 There will always be shim shams in life.