John McAfee · November 2018

@nattusrattus British I see. What do ye here?

@LeAnnMReyes Right is right. Whatever dick she will slash her husband's throat in exchange for.

@transastro No duh!

@mgoldenmcs You may continue that belief if it provides a bulwark that seoarates your image of yourself from the truth of yourself. But I promise you this: the schism will create an internal conflict that will cause you to be the poorest of company fotrever.

@TraderJill77 And I am nothing but pleasure. Guilt has been the fertilizer that nourished and and succored my pleasures. It consumed itself in the process. Behold, I am become Kali, the creator of lust.

@andraz313 Natural selection unwinds under the control of no process nor power outside of the exquisite laws of mathematics.

@cait1984 "I like you anyway" has been the downfall of most women I have met

@jackhumphrey You nailed the character of myself with impeccable precision.

@skiz38397403 My heart goes out to folks who learned how to multiply and divide, but not how to apply them to the problems in your life that will yield to no other laws. If they had taught you this magic, you would know that losing my bet is impossible under the known laws of this universe.

@dawnlloyd18 I have had money and power since I became an adult. I tell you this . . The pussy gets gets wetter from money and power than from any fantasy involving just a raw fuck. To me, it suggests that the pussy has found "the right dick"

@lfc3000 No duh

@jk66887 I dont live there. The country wher I do live has more problems than God.

Yet another article claiming Bitcoin Cash ABC is winning the war. It will eventually. Obviously. I'd just like to see a capitulation sooner than later. https://t.co/EoAadUNDqb

There is no such thing as news anymore. Reporters simply read tweets and construct stories - a cushy job. This reporter strung a few of my tweets together and managed to write my actual philosophy about investing. He still didn't do any work tho. https://t.co/s1oDxzAQR8

I catch the FBI in the act of recording me. Possibly. https://t.co/sn82xMrhuP

@BlindJustice187 Not this agent. Fish food needs no amno.

@ThunderB For which job? Personnel handles those requests. By the way, I noticed you did not bother to watch the video. Why are you commenting then? Looks like you're the one who needs help.

@Ashe_Oro :)

@CryptoThayne Word.

@Dave_Matherly :)

@BlindJustice187 Ah...

@Vic_Issitudes @theemrsmcafee Maybe not.

@Jc_law_student I will be uncharacteristically honest: Neither can I.

@DaCrypticKeeper Nope

@_DatMine_ Lol

@RayRedacted No

@MAhsanKhan92 @Ashe_Oro Ok

@ThunderB Most have no time to judge. I am 73. I have drunk 1 to 2 bottles of whiskey every day since I was seventeen. I have smoked 2 to 3 packs a day since I was 21. I take drugs, constantly. I am in excellent health because of it. If you do mot do the same, should I worry about you?

@lobero69 Link?

Cigarettes cause cancer, yes, but there are over 600 ingredients in cigarettes. No one has a fucking clue which one causes cancer. So they tell us - tobacco. If it were tobacco, Native Americans would be toast. Stop buying lies -- the basis of their controo, and fucking think!!

@Alex_Pundit There are more ingredients in vape. Highly likely to be far more dangerous than cigarrettes. No-one will know for 25 years. Stop Buying Lies! And THINK instead! And people: stop trashing my smoking - 3 packs a day for 56 year. I'm in good health. Not in spite of, but because of.

@safexnelson No. Cigarettes kill. But people - Please: research Tobacco. It is the most profoundly life sipporting substance on the planet. Native Amerucans knew and spent journeys of thousands ig mile to acquire Pipestone. Why? Find out yourself. Maybe the chemistry of burning tobacco in it

@_lonedd Wise man. Wherever possible l, I control the source of everything I ingest.

@realAdamBlue @Alex_Pundit Please. Research the end product of vaping - the chemicals produced by applying high heat. You will be shocked. Stop buying lies.

@realAdamBlue @Alex_Pundit And why not just smoke tobacco? It's not rocket science. Buy raw, unprocessed tobacco and learn to make your own cigarettes. You cannot acquire the magical, life changing properties of Tobacco by vaping. Man up! Smoke it!

@realSteveNeller Start smoking! Pay fucking attention! Native Americans universally believed that Tobacco was magical. It is! It's one of God's greatest gifts. Greed - the addition of "enhancing" chemicals and laziness - our willingness to believe what we're told has darkened this gem if gems.

@realAdamBlue @Alex_Pundit Only people who smoke cigarettes do that. Tobacco smokers do not.

@Carz_And_Crypto Lol

@P0CAL Gimme shelter

@Nateyadogbro Indeed

@Swallows83 Is it not?

@wesleysafex Ty

@quidproquo4show I've consumed probably 100 kilos of Cathinones in my lufe. I believe in them implicitly. Lufe changing drugs. Requires massive experience with drugs before you try them. They are, in every case, 100 times more powerful than cocaine.

@PatriotsDemise No duh. I use Cathinones as food. 100 times more powerful than cocaine or meth and most are completely legal. And cheap. I'm a penny pincher.

@didntsayising That's the name if the FBI agent

@SeanMcTruth Wake up. Look around you.

@DGibbets Not an alcoholic. If I'm addicted to anything it's Cathinones - 100 times more powerful than Cocaine or meth, and most are legal. I've consumed more than 150 kilos in ny life. But please God - you had better have some serious drug experience before you try them.

@JamalLe91018556 I question no-one but myself and my experiences. Althoygh, my only real contact with Hilary was unpleasant. While on the run in Belize I was denied entry to the U S. Embassy - direct orders straight from Hilary, who was Head of State at the time. I had the goods on her.

@buddilla They still smoke it and are more than happy to sell it.

@buddilla @faithsloan As I said. All tribes are quite willing to sell you as much as you want, and for reasonable prices. Why do people think Native Anericans are always uncooperative? Boggles my mind.

@LimitlessXBT Weed has proven that hypothesis to be untrue.

@FabioRusso1986 And you know this how? God . . . I would love for that to be true. Think of the power it would give the knower - as all knowledge gives power. From what I know of the world, however, your statement is false. Heavy smokers of tibacco (not cugarretes), for example, live longer.

@copperbird7 @TreySetzer I'm sorry for your loss. I'm not promoting the substance they probably smoked - cigarettes. I'm merely differentiating cigarettes from tobacco.

@Emperor_YZ Please just do as you please without interference from others, as I have always done and will always do.

@katykatyrose Sounds rational. Indeed. However, weed, which we now have substantial data on, voids that hypothesis.

@012graphy Oh, my dear friend . . . I had absolutely no idea that you needed a life. I've consumed 2 bottles of whiskey a day for 55 years straight. And smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day and consumed more drugs than God. Your worry is misplaced on me. You seriously need to worry about you.

@pik45797569 Yes. Thank you. I would like to respond properly but, after reading your comment many times, I regret, with my heartfelt apologies, that my weak mind has been utterly incapable of locating the point of your comment. Forgive me. Could you please tell me: what's your fucking point?

@Tomek82127371 My supplicants, unlike most other caretakers of the flock, believe me to be likewise omniscient. No introductory insights, no historical perspective, no economic analysis, no personal experiences. Just: "Gimme. I deserve it". I pains me, my child to enlighten you: You do not.

@bitcoinholder All are sold as research chemicals. Years ago they were packaged as "Bath Salts" and sold in headshops. "Dissolve 8 mg in your bathwater " were the instructions. Legal to sell and use. Not legal to recommend ingesting.

@Crypto_Vino I would not recommend that my friend. Fuck a hookerr, your wife, your girlfriend, a random stranger who approves, your dog or your jeighbir's dog if neither object. Fuck a whale if you can. I tried once. But. Please God get real. If worse comes to worse with the Popo. Bend over.

@Crypto_Bitlord @LordCatoshi Well. One thing granted to us elderly, that young folk lack, is the talent to read truth in the wild flailings of words that youth use to gain cred. Please forgive me, for what I'm about to say is no disrespect, but a teaching. There is no way in fucking Hell you have tried it.

@BrentNPerry Well .... this is a shock!!!! Hardly ever happens. Bless you my friend for not advising me on the manner in which I should live.

@PritzAlchemist Awesome. An exact clone

@The_TRON_Don Yes. Explained above. That's how they used to be sold. Legal to sell and possess. Illegal to suggest that anyone ingest them. Hence: dissolve 10 mg in your bath water and enjoy.

@GreedyFerengi My child, you are lost because you think the name of a substance defines that substance. Let me enlighten: They used to be sold as bath salts. Legal to sell and own - Illegal to suggest that anyone ingest them. Hence: dissolve 10 mg in your bath water and enjoy. Wake up my son.

@DeusNero It does not work. Chewing Willow bark does. I sell Williw bark. It's not cheap. But the hallucinogens that that accompany the small amount of acetasalisylic acid co-residung with them will make you forget your headache.

@shbaneq Indeed

@F0REX_SHARK Jesus God!!! They sold these chemicals as "Bath Salts". You could legally sell and possess them. You could not legally suggest that someone ingest them!!! Hence - dissolve 25 mg. In your bath water and enjoy. Not directed at you my friend, but: Does anyone fucking think anymore?

@F0REX_SHARK Oops. Misread. Yes. They found Methylinedioxypyrovalerone in his system

@Crypto_Bitlord @LordCatoshi You may have purchased a substance labeled "MDPV" and as many others, believed it to be so without testing. If your comment holds true, it absolutely was not MDPV. Quickly now, without looking it up, how many mg did you ingest per dose..

@Jamboh2 @BrentNPerry Shouldn't you rather say as long as I don't eat your face? Would it destroy your life and put you naked and broke in the streets if I, for example ....... ate Martha Stewart's face.l?

@Hardrocco There is a malady that for many years has afflicted some of my followers. Medical science is baffled. It manifests thus: the afflicted wake up one morning with the conviction that they are my mother, and further, that I am still under age. It's a shock, I know, but it's cureable.

Some call me "Whale Fucker". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to fuck a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries to fuck it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.

@whitelistpanda :)

@ru_burb I can't remember.

@UnSocialMe Never occured to me. You are a clever motherfucker.

@flyinghendrix To easy. No glory to it.

@iszak_oneill Secret club. Meaning . . . If you're not in the club, you wouldn't know. I only found out by catching them in the act while cruising the channel between Molokai and Maui in 2003. Had dinner with them all.

@cadillacjoe2001 You are welcome.

@omnishamblez Let me be clear: i merely assumed she was butch. I was not told. She did, however, in my defense, appear to be the type of woman who ate lumberjacks for breakfast.

@BEUKEI I love you too Riley. If I'm correct in memory, you are the one who promised to call and never did?

@MadParticipant The channel between Maui and Molokai is world famous as the Humpback Whale mating grounds. I would be loathe to attempt fucking a Humpback that was not in heat.

@BEUKEI They all say that.

@omnishamblez Used her arm.

@Alex_Pundit @fluidlyspeaking :)

@fluidlyspeaking Yiu can do it now. Be yourself.

@darrenpauli @tom__dell Do what you love. Nothing else. Ever. Then trust that it will be OK.

@wetraintoday @iszak_oneill All volunteer. Contact @Loggiaonfire. He's campaign manager

@Alex_Pundit Had I managed to pork one, she wouldn't be on a beach somewhere. She would be stalking me still . . . . begging for another go round.

@FredBrooker Ridiculous question. Am I still alive and breathing? Then I'm drinking and drugging.

@redsteeze No time. The reality is far more razor edged frantic than whatever fantasy is keeping you going.

@StillShillGates Would that that had been the outcome. My consolation prize was being tail smacked for a verified Guiness book of records distance.

@JeweledStrokes @darrenpauli @tom__dell It was ok.

@ValutaNews I have no experience whatsoever in what you say. And yet, unacountably, every atom of my being insists on agreeing with you.

My obligatory Tuesday morning Crypto Post. I chose this out of the many daily publications who never interview me, but instead base their news entirely on my dubious tweets, primarily because they used the word "reckons". https://t.co/WRDJqEWZb8

@thatPlushy I reckon it will happen.

@Christi55489037 Failed whale fuckers make poor presidents.

@Eljaboom @StillShillGates Lmfao

@wetraintoday @WiGovPR @iszak_oneill @Loggiaonfire :)

@awhalefact @Lucas_Gerstung Ignore this Lucas. Follow your heart