John McAfee · archived post

@darrenpauli @tom__dell Do what you love. Nothing else. Ever. Then trust that it will be OK.

Some call me "Whale Fucker". Alright. There's a private club of a few dozen Maori men and one butch woman - that meet in Molokai each year to fuck a whale. True. Men on padeleboards herd the whale while one tries to fuck it. Wouldn't let me in the club. Tried it alone. Epic fail.

@whitelistpanda :)

@ru_burb I can't remember.

@UnSocialMe Never occured to me. You are a clever motherfucker.

@flyinghendrix To easy. No glory to it.

@iszak_oneill Secret club. Meaning . . . If you're not in the club, you wouldn't know. I only found out by catching them in the act while cruising the channel between Molokai and Maui in 2003. Had dinner with them all.

@cadillacjoe2001 You are welcome.

@omnishamblez Let me be clear: i merely assumed she was butch. I was not told. She did, however, in my defense, appear to be the type of woman who ate lumberjacks for breakfast.

@BEUKEI I love you too Riley. If I'm correct in memory, you are the one who promised to call and never did?

@MadParticipant The channel between Maui and Molokai is world famous as the Humpback Whale mating grounds. I would be loathe to attempt fucking a Humpback that was not in heat.

@BEUKEI They all say that.

@omnishamblez Used her arm.

@Alex_Pundit @fluidlyspeaking :)

@fluidlyspeaking Yiu can do it now. Be yourself.

@wetraintoday @iszak_oneill All volunteer. Contact @Loggiaonfire. He's campaign manager

@Alex_Pundit Had I managed to pork one, she wouldn't be on a beach somewhere. She would be stalking me still . . . . begging for another go round.

@FredBrooker Ridiculous question. Am I still alive and breathing? Then I'm drinking and drugging.

@redsteeze No time. The reality is far more razor edged frantic than whatever fantasy is keeping you going.

@StillShillGates Would that that had been the outcome. My consolation prize was being tail smacked for a verified Guiness book of records distance.

@JeweledStrokes @darrenpauli @tom__dell It was ok.

@ValutaNews I have no experience whatsoever in what you say. And yet, unacountably, every atom of my being insists on agreeing with you.

@Eljaboom @StillShillGates Lmfao

@wetraintoday @WiGovPR @iszak_oneill @Loggiaonfire :)

@awhalefact @Lucas_Gerstung Ignore this Lucas. Follow your heart

@wilson_parson @awhalefact I might lie about where I've been all night, whether the drugs belonged to me, whether I'm married, whether I had sex with with your wife/girlfriend/dog, whether I know the whereabouts of someone, but seriously, what would I gain by admitting that I lost a whale fucking contest?