John McAfee · November 2018

@wilson_parson @awhalefact I might lie about where I've been all night, whether the drugs belonged to me, whether I'm married, whether I had sex with with your wife/girlfriend/dog, whether I know the whereabouts of someone, but seriously, what would I gain by admitting that I lost a whale fucking contest?

I might lie about where I've been all night, whether the drugs belonged to me, whether I'm married, whether I had sex with with your wife/girlfriend/dog, whether I know the whereabouts of someone, but seriously, why would I lie about losing a whale fucking contest?

@peterschrijver2 I see. Try it while in bed with your lover. Report back to me.

@Toro_AIM Classic

@unruly_tabouli We are bunkered down, temporarily. Why not make the best of it. We won this war before it even started but, unfortunately, we still have to dance with it.

@Seonaidh253 Laugh monkey boy. If you drove your pickup in you would get the same question.

@MyCaptainSlappy :)

@simonjosefworld Explanation just arrived: https://t.co/XAVwgIKyPd

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@puremadbadger I dont even want to run this one. I just need to borrow the stage while running.

@BlindJustice187 Lol

@CryptoThayne Until I recieved his reply - posted beneath first comment - I had forgotten that George Jung was writing my biography. He gave up in 2015. Said it was too intense for him.

@sellbooze No

@TonyCaya1 Do

@olivierleblan72 @Crypto_Bitlord @LordCatoshi Ok

@GreedyFerengi Sometimes I do.

@CryptoMeeseeks There is a documentary about the surgical restoration of the man whose face was eaten. Nice attempt tho to turn real news into fake news for a change. You are bv wrong my friend.

@deb_ferolito When I don't understand a word I substitute "blah" and keep reading. Try it. That way you are happy and I can continue to do what I will do anyway, only without disturbing you

@wachumero Don't care for khat.

@RawAttraction Of course. A little heavy for my tastes. Hallucinogens started getting old for me many years ago.

@theemrsmcafee You know better babe.

@theemrsmcafee Sure you are;)

@theemrsmcafee @CryptoVanessa Lol

@theemrsmcafee @trevorjonesart @LynxCollection You know it's only amazing cause it's of me babe:)

@theemrsmcafee @Vic_Issitudes And I've received one too babr

We've endured serious chaos revolving around the hot tub. Partiers included a goat two weeks ago, and someone licked a toad, while in the tub, and required medical attention. Two note pads were found fliating and 6 days ago it was filled with folks wearing Black Tie. New rules: https://t.co/D1RAYH3aDn

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The community's campaign to boycott questionable exchanges has improved the field. There are a few stragglers however. We are currently reviewing C2CX and are asking anyone with DOCUMENTED complaints against this exchange to send them to alancorwell@gmail.com. Not an indictment.

@mikeoxbigNFL I've only had sex with a few dozen. Really not sufficient data.

@CryptoThayne It can. Coming soon.

@SkorpionHalo I hope that's not true.

@vinnybigv @jedimarkus77 Lmfao

@yoshi45th Ty

Tuesday. A scheduled non-party night. In spite of this strict rule, one if my security staff loses it amidst the monumental work being done and breaks into dance. He is being interrogated as I type this. https://t.co/dUFtTWMiy3

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@jacobmrks Nothing secure about life, in spite if everything we do change that.

@djspinhideaway Nonsense! Did you see anyone else dancing?

@sourpucker :)

@merfymerf A man who doesn't require his security to live with him is a fool

@TuringHopper Lmfao. Nice ine.

@asknotwhatucan None of us do coke.

@mattkg Whale fuckung??? WTF????

@jacobmrks Sorry. I can send you a pill to make you forget if you like. If you then assiduously avoid reading my tweets in the future. You should be fine.

@EmmanuelSAFEX Then, my friend, I have no choice but to tell you truth: you will be lost. Truly lost. However, if you can see that being irretrievably lost might be an opportunity, for the first time in your life, to find yourself, then you may, in spite of all, want to continue following.

On this sacred, non-party night, discipline faded - so rapidly- so complete, that I lost hope of retrieval. With a heavy heart, a sad demeanor and a sense of loss so complete, that I knew, in some strange way of knowing, that things would never be the same. I joined the dancing. https://t.co/OmqVUL0fmO

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@lewhunt1 Kommodore. Marley.

@1earth1people God bless you my friend. No 73 year old has had a greater compliment.

@BlindJustice187 Thank you. I have always enjoyed your observations.

@zatoitchiban There's only us. There's only now. There's only love. Love can only dance. How else are we to endure a bear market?

@BlindJustice187 It's my job. I take my job seriously.

@1earth1people @theemrsmcafee Not sure I deserve the latter.

@AltLoading Not much anymore. My life is a four dimensional chess game that fills my every second.

@CryptOre0 Earlier

@Tzezcozhik :)

@Gregminor7 :)

@JeffPD78 Good

@BonerWizard To whom. And for what? Please God don't pray for more money for me. Or women. If you want to pray that my pee stream returns to a respectable flow, that would be nice.

@MAD4TRUECHANGE Maybe I'm not shit-faced drunk. Prose is self-apparent. Drunk is an inference colored by too many brushes to count. Makes questions of good/bad, positive/negative, achievement/failure impossible to answer. Take em. Leave em.

Looking at temporary options if the Bear Market continues into January. The prerequisites for the below position are 1 - The ability to write on cardboard and 2 - The ability to hold it. https://t.co/UckMp11m3R

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@Adolf_Bitler_ @BTCTN You are

My final interview from the Malta Blockchain summit. I post these interviews as obligatory mentions for the interviewing agency. My interviews are generally valueless, and boring on top of that. It's Ok with me if you pretend to watch them and don't. https://t.co/tPK3dEWaoA

@kallgorr Really? Had you just emerged from a sensory deprivation chamber or similar ilk?

@vincentcrypto You are welcome sir.

@sourpucker Thank you for such a sweet lie.

@StefsniaZahrs :)

@Ninainnac I don't care for beer. An honest ad would be: "I hate beer. But when I'm tortured and forced to drink it, I always beg for Quatro Eqquis"

@KennethBosak :)

@issamsatoshi My poor child:)

Crypto hits the big time! Forbes Magazine released a major story about free Telemedicine and Telepsychology today. What company was their sole focus? Docademic of course. Hard work and promotion always pays. https://t.co/Ia78W63xdZ

@QueenSatoshi Sweet!

@crypto_spawn Did I not say that holding always pays off?

@CryptoPussyCat Indeed.

@crypto_spawn Excellent!

@propowerwashing I do!

@popthunder Nice

@crypto_spawn Awe.....

@christhinraj @theemrsmcafee Ty

@cryptomo18 Ty

@siobhanphoenix This is John on the other end.

@stereotypeaura :)

@Bitlionaire Possibly. If the need ever arises. Extremely unlikely though.

@2Imillionlimit Absolutely

The CEO of Overstock just noticed the unstoppable growth of Crypto and the Blockchain emerging all around him. Since he is no fool, he jumped on board. Soon, everyone will have to. The tide is turning children. Hold on for the upcoming ride of your life. https://t.co/fi5iQxJmVk

@kazuya_brasil What's it to you? And I need to ask: is it true that no one ever explained to you how to ask an appropriate question?

@Tomsnothere Please God, let me do my job of promoting Crypto in the most interesting light:) That's what I'm here to do. Do I suggest that you use Boolean Algebra, or use specific libraries when you code? No, MOFO;)

@realmicroguy :)

@seiglerj Smells sweet

@imjohndean :)

@jaredhidden As you should:)

@Crypt0mer Stand by for instructions.

@issamsatoshi Like

@khainekochey Smell the victory

The emails, DMs and texts that I receive from my followers, detractors and random strangers would make a fascinating collection of the bizzare and unbelievable. It would be a window into that part the human psyche that orbits Pluto. Today a Ronin spoke. My reply on the right: https://t.co/lg8i0i6P34

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@cryptomovesme Lol

@Crypto___Keeper That's why I posted it

@RamirezTeves :)

@ColCustard Words=power. A good lesson for you my friend.

@orderstudiosllc Compared to my followers. I'm normal as Fuck.

@ravietweet Thank you. My Twitter personality us carefully crafted to entertain, amuse and sometimes lead. In truth, I am barely above bland.

@CryptoTrader_K True

@CryptoThayne Awesome!

@orderstudiosllc Deal

@whosyodaddy13 Indeed