John McAfee · archived post

@Brujah03 Single malt Scotch

My five year anniversary since Amy tried to kill me: https://t.co/40K58UC1Ge

@UnSocialMe Sometimes

@thefullmonte Just sent them

@roberthardebeck I would trade, today, for the life of the average accountant

She put a 357 magnum to my head while I was sleeping, turned her head away and pulled the trigger. Blew out my left eardrum. Never turn your head when you pull the trigger.

@KingLutron She tried to kill me over jealousy. At my age, I considered it flattery.

@UnSocialMe Obviously

@ColanMitchell No problem. She is only one of nine women who have tried to kill me. I liked her best though. We stayed together for an additional two years.

@PJUllrich Yep

@KingLutron LOL!!! https://t.co/4nG830T6In

@joshcbaby No. I'm married to thus woman: https://t.co/4nG830T6In

@mrzshahrukh No. I took her TV privileges away for a month.

@Davidadditup No

@ColanMitchell https://t.co/tSMLrJUMc0

@CryptoCohen Took her TV privileges away for a month

@bazookajeff That's always been my problem. Few people have any basis for relating to my life.

@Elcjo DM me

@kvliarit I didn't feel the iron. I was asleep. I woke up to blood spurting from my ear and the image of Amy staring dumbfounded at the pistol.

@GoCoinGo No. I took her TV privileges away.

@CryptoCohen She attempted to kill me four times, one shooting, one throat slashing and two poisonings

@PepeNelCulo @Brujah03 Dalmore 18

@zain_azhar https://t.co/tSMLrJUMc0

@GoCoinGo Wasn't sarcasm. Was absolute truth.

@LauraDomineau LMFAO

@humpmasterj1234 Hadn't thought if that