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It's now clear that farts transmit CV (Google it). The Chinese claim that pants will stop the virus (https://t.co/hUWlD6qJxU). Ridiculous! Pants stop the virus no more than masks do. But I have created an N95 butt plug that releases the gas but stops the virus. Available now https://t.co/KdWrxCtK54
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@NordCowboy Thank you. You will not regret it.
@g2sidhe It is my honor to do so.
@bearstearnscorp Lmfao
@PraiseKEK777666 Thank you for your support.
@maplefritos Indees
@aidansparkes Lol
@JTSEO9 Lol
@shermmarshall @greenetoo :)
@covidgurl No. Sorry.
@TruthRaiderHQ Awesome
@el_passione Thank you for your patronage
@p3t3rpr No. Unfortunately. The only way ti stetiluze it is to have someone lick it clean.
@RaabDisaster :)
@Steverino53 :)
@nico90134173 Me too!!! Pants stopping CV??? Utterly fucking ridiculous.
@cryptokingkitty Lol
@SuspectInch Sorry ... for now ... pink and black only.
@connorblade Maybe
@MikeArtisTicaL Lol
@wilbar66 Lol
@faxcoin Lmfao
@RolandSwasey Lol
@travelwh Hmmmm....
@mariosv33 Everywhere I hope
@jfhksar88 No
@cgarner_77 Soon
@dumbletwit They are all extra large
@gearhartcel You mean removing them?
@billybobmcmanus We're releasing a non-sting gel shortly
@comingandgoing2 I know. Right??
@dilliard_ed Taken under advisement. And thank you. But don't expect a God Damned percentage. Clear? ;)
@Gaudivigens Word
@PugsPugliese :)
@TomSnrub :)
@jacobscottcomic Working on it