John McAfee · archived post

@SpaceForceNet Never seen a situation where $1 would get you out of trouble.

People asked why I didn't just bribe the police in Mexico. Yes, of course that's a possibility. I just preferred jail. More fun. But the Police in America, in my experience, are the easiest to bribe in the world. There are no exceptions. They just cost more.

@gnelson19561 Word

@Maxamillion152 Ty Max

@RunReissRun 75% of the time. Depending on the circumstances. If it's a trivial circumstance, I prefer a week or two in jail. More fun and I learn a lot more.

@120_btc Wife leaving you???? Why aren't you rejoicing and partying?

@alien_redneck :)

@Peruminati Wake up

@swagrazor2009 Unlikely

@Sporthub365 @CryptoSenorita Not as I experienced it. I give a shit how observers, such as yourself, experience it.

@chickenswoupmix https://t.co/xuxRrr3gMj

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@FloatingAfrican @Maxamillion152 No experience

@BrebrBB You are so wrong my friend. I cannot count the times I have bribed small town police. Please tell me how many times you have tried. If never, then you know nothing my friend.

@ee_elephant Matbe

@scmarco69 They are the first opening lines if communication. You are absolutely correct.

@21MillionsBTC Depends on the circumstances. Minor crime in a major city, one cop present - $1,000. Two cops present - $3,000. 3 or more cops present ... negotiate. Minor crime in rural America - $500, irrespective of number cops. Major crime in all cases: Pull out suitcase of $100 bills.

@RunReissRun Puerta Vallarta, Mexico, 1976. Party central.

@ns123abc Soon

@gnelson19561 No

@polamalugo Scam. Ignore

@TroubleTheTiger Max: 44 days.

@FilandroAlan :)

@truelai Mexican jails are the best. Bar none. Party fucking central. You have obviously just watched movies or read the news. You never been in a Mexican jail. News and movies - not reality my friend. Two nights in a Ritz Carlton, or one night in a Mexican jail? I would choose jail.

@KNautik Word

@DatRedGuyNumba1 FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@CryptoSenorita @Sporthub365 Ty

@ales___ You can bribe every cop everywhere. If anyone would know I would.

@wsheap Why

@Sporthub365 @CryptoSenorita What is your problem with me? Move in to Martha Stewart or some similar page or shut the fuck up. Are we clear my friend?

@Jesuslizard97 No

@jaof80 Morning my friend.

@lifeoflarry3 $1,000

@nyorononon @chickenswoupmix No. Michael Keaton is perfect. When they chose Johnny Depp I threatened lawsuits. I love Johnny's acting but he could not play me.

@Peruminati https://t.co/UkJxxcQ0Ta

@ErikaRoot92101 Freemasonry is asecret society. Who would answer that question

@doodlysquatt :)

@FilandroAlan @theemrsmcafee Cannot find out. I am handicapped by being halfway around the world.

@ChrisKilbourn @21MillionsBTC You've clearly never been arrested. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

@red_bristol No police, anywhere, are difficult to bribe.

@drokddd Word my friend. Awesome fun for a few days max.

@snydermudpuppy Who?

@BrentIN_Brazil @RunReissRun Lol

@TroubleTheTiger 44 days is hardly a day or two.

@niknak1105 @gnelson19561 https://t.co/EjZ4oLGJ1f

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