John McAfee · archived post

@whotookmaname Touche

On the last day of creation, God created Woman. He could have created race cars, shooting ranges, beer, football, speed boats, sofas or TVs. But no. Woman. WTF?

@AskTheShire :)

@PurestVideos Lol

@DaGreenTrumpet @PurestVideos :)

@ExOrPee1 Lol

@NoobInvestorVlg :)

@theemrsmcafee On rare days ... I could actually believe that my love.

@scott_terzian Ok. May be right.

@CommodusDeGreat Word. Surely it could not be worth that much.

@JurisOnWax Lol

@hashpower101 :)

@CTruth1965 Lmfao!

@PLUTOAPLANET You've never been married. That, by the laws of math, physics and experience, is plainly true for all to see. And it "IS" true, else you could not have made such a ridiculous comment. Come back and comment again after you've been married for 5 years.

@southwarksurfer Try it. Not as bad as you might think.

@Fod87official Nonsense!! Ever fucked a race car? Try it!

@LadyAnon5 Nonsense!! I've fucked a number of sleek, high priced race cars. Nothing compares.

@theemrsmcafee Yes. That much is true. However, my love, I've fucked my $4mil Bugatti Veyron, and ... Not even $10,000/night Bangkok pros have come anywhere close to that experience. I love you, but let's be real.

@theemrsmcafee Touche.

@geriatric_trav @Three3ZERO1 I've had thousands of women. A Bugatti is the best sex and companionship I've ever had.

@PurestVideos Totally, irrevocably, absolutely, immutably WRONG!!!!! See my subsequent tweets.