John McAfee · archived post

@AshbaughGage Nope. Not for months.

Fruits are now getting sick and dying from CV (I shit the not: Google "Pawpaw Coronavirus"). But do not panic! I have always believed that whipping cream keeps people healthy. I feel compelled, therefore, to share what I believe is the only safe way to eat strawberries: https://t.co/iX7tS6sYcp

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@DrAnthonyFouci :)

@uhohstinkyuhoh Good man.

@dr_spanko No clue

@ThisIsArv_Ind Indeed. The propper way to do it, really, is to put a paper bag over your head, squirt the cream, then burn the bag. Biy tree huggers don't like that.

@Three3ZERO1 :)

@Wholesaledailey Ty

@TerryMcWillia14 Ever heard of a concept called "humor"? Many haven't. It's a subtle thing requiring divesting yourself of your own self importance. Many are unable to do so. Dig

@M34502T Welcome

@amol_welkar @JohnGaltJunior3 Scam

@juxtapose10101 No

@FtTree_ Scam

@KushWhiskey Wx ord

@torpedillo Old

@Jan0fficial Do you not have a fucking idea what humor is??

@EverTell No one is stupid enough to fall for this. Ignore it.

@Zeb06527786 Nope

@Ziing_dot_com Tried that. It died of Tuberculosis on the way to the lab for testing.

@pot0mac No. Seriously. So far the virus has killed or immobilized oranges, grapes and blueberries. There are also rumors that a Watermelon got sick and almost died, but recovered with treatment. Who knows what other fruits might be infected. Seriously ... be careful.

@stellawoodfine :)

@ndub19 Yes. It absolutely does. Seriously. The virus will not cross a yellow line on a floor -- provided it's been officially sanctioned. No-one knows why. It's a mystery. Seriously.