John McAfee · archived post

@LeaveMeAlone169 Are you?

@kendyldeluxe2 Lol

@InGodWeBust :)

@ccm644zak I could stare Trump down. I would need a weapon, though, to take Ventura. Maybe a shiv.

@USAStriker No. I could stare Trump Down. Ventura, though, I'd need a fully automatic weapon. https://t.co/v1p0tWk10d

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@sandraschulze Yes. I would glance at him and he would faint.

@PykusPiraticus I would have to tie both hands behind my back and blindfold myself in order to make it fair.

@JLPorterAuthor That would not be fair.

@ccm644zak I could hide the shiv in my trunks. I would prefer a handgun but no room for it in my trunks. Dick too big.

@madecapr I'll vote for him. https://t.co/KV2WtJjmgU

@dolphylite @Loggiaonfire Have to be no rules or Ventura would mop the floor with me. I would choose pepper spray and a shiv if our weapons had to fit in our trunks. My dick is too big for anything else.

@SixpaqS I agree

@JacobStyle_xxx @GovVentura No. I would need a hidden weapon to take down Ventura.

@jhojhomh Would have to be 4 enter, one leaves. I would first stare at Biden and he would collapse. Trump and Ventura. Meanwhile would form an alliance against me. I would pull pepper spray and a shiv out of my trunks and dispatch Trump. Then offer Ventura my VP position.

Would have to be Thunderdome style: 4 enter, 1 leaves. I would stare at Biden and he would collapse. Trump and Ventura, meanwhile would form an alliance against me. I would pull pepper spray and a shiv out of my trunks and dispatch Trump. Then offer Ventura my VP position.

@AskTheShire To bulky for my trunks. My dick takes up most of the space. I'd strap the shiv to my dick and hide the pepper spray in the crack in my ass.

@willisfx88 Word. I'd sit back and strategize while Venture demolished all opposition.

@MaxHydeInPlace No holds barred -- Thunderdome style.

@Quality_Asanas Lmfao

@H_I_CODING I would have to bring in concealed weapons.

@HipHopThinker Me too. A parting gift to America.

@oneinquestion Word. But I always carry a small amount of mud with me. I would slingit at the boot. He would have to pause while he cleaned and polished it. Meanwhile, I would steal his ponies and distract Biden by telling him they were young girls. I would then dispatch Trump with my shiv.

@SpacemanRoots It's Thunderdome. Can't smuggle a car in.

@VAP0RWEEB :)

@AGobsmack Wouldn't need to if he were my VP. I would just say: "Jesse ... hurt opponents. Come back. Sit down. Wait again.

@jasonru92634503 :)