John McAfee · archived post

Here's the scene: Man looks out window. Sees armored limosine pull up. A luscious black woman an an elderly man step out and start shoving bacon strips and German sausages through your fence and into the mouth of your dog. Call the police?

To the man in Minsk whose dog we were feeding this morning: We just miss our pups. We were not trying to poison him or to perform some nefarious act. Btw .... How did the police get there so fast? We barely fucking made it out.

@theemrsmcafee Yeah .... Blame me. 20 minutes earlier you were in the store ragging on me for buying hot dogs instead of German sausages. It's a fucking dog! Like it's going to say: "I'm sincerely offended by your assumption that I have no taste?"

@thebendingone Safe.

@Mikepower1977 Safe. But they might not by if I told where.

@Dannyintrovert1 https://t.co/HOscOCC1Gs

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@11ho_oh11 Lmfao

@theemrsmcafee Yeah ..... It's the "again" that we fucked up on Babe. It's Monday. No-one supposed to be at home. But the bastard was, wasn't he? Someone squealed on us. You know that. Right?

@Dannyintrovert1 @theemrsmcafee Lol

@coryandtreezy @theemrsmcafee Yeah .......

@theemrsmcafee Hmmmm.... Don't know Babe. Anyway .... I found a different route to our coffee shop that takes us no closer than 5 blocks to the unnaturally irate dog owner's house. All will be well.

@MorningStarXA We didn't

@SolutionToDoom That is true.

@DanielHarshman8 Friends of cops

@likeluke :)

@OGwhiz Cooked

@Vasta_218 :)

@HeavyMetalWeeb You'd call the police for sure.

@MadMikeOfficial :)

@cavkie Feeding dogs. Obviously.

@ofcBrianBerrios Good man. But anyone openly wielding a pellet gun in Minsk would be instantly fired upon by a dozen drones.

@georgekafkarkou I know. It was wrong. But it was a small amount. Scotch is not good for me. But anyone who brings me Scotch is my friend forever:) Not so much different if you think about it.

@RinaldasM Ah ....

@joeg816 Ty

@Mr_F33ny Yes. Sorry.

@ClevebroProtecc You're right. But occasional ingestion may not be so bad. I occasionally drink booze:)

@Vyxri I understand. We just miss our pups. And I do know how to bribe dogs.

@CrYpToNuMb_NuTs You are absolutely correct. We just miss our pups. I resorted to bribery.

@Barsbeh I have to agree. But we miss our pups. I resorted to bribery.

@RJStoewe ;)

@dillondebord Word

@kfbetterthanyou Understood

@iamthatothi No

@Three3ZERO1 @ClevebroProtecc I have to agree. However - intellugent, well meaning people think differently. I possibly violated their beliefs. But I miss my pups. I resorted to bribery.

@HollowChemist That would be true.

@jasonRa33587573 All dogs do. I fucking know how to bribe dogs.

@OwnMother @theemrsmcafee I find sex change to be the best escape. Blows nearly every legal maneuver the authorities have right out of the water.

@MichaelDeMutis @theemrsmcafee Have published photos on here many times in the past 5 months. Go find them. I'm too busy to do it for you.

@RainBitcoins @ademuskov :)

@MichaelDeMutis @theemrsmcafee Work for you? https://t.co/xiXKL45HkM

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@robdebrus Understood.