John McAfee · archived post

@theemrsmcafee I explained this. On entering Amsterdam they had set up an underwear checkpoint. My passport was not in order so I put them back on rapidly to get through the checkpoint before they noticed. Geez!!

Just watched a "How To" video for successfully performing Missionary Position sex. Anyone out there having difficulty? Need a link?

@andrew_thaler :)

@PeachySweetLove :)

@penguinalert Unclear

@AbstractKazzy https://t.co/CYxsrqFqRP

@KarlFranzia You can legally kidnap them is some parts of the world

@antherricheen No. In this one they covered their heads with paper bags first.

@dstreet916 https://t.co/CYxsrqFqRP

@MachiavelliAI :)

@guesgous2 End of 2020. I have a year.

@murswan Not sure. Classroom instruction maybe

@AbstractKazzy Always glad to help.

@NonsenseEnd :)

@AnDRoo_______ https://t.co/CYxsrqFqRP

@microentologist None of your business.

@microentologist But.. here's a video of it if you'd like to see.... https://t.co/CYxsrqFqRP

@All_TheTriggers Ty

@989x4000 @AbstractKazzy Ahhhh ......

@PeterMcCormack :)

@theemrsmcafee Obviously, no-one taught me. Would I be looking up a tutorial if they had??? Women!! Had to explain why my underwear was on backwards once.

@ManOfPopsicle :)

@Lewisiom I hope to. I think also that the position would benefit from total silence from both partners. In the tutorial I watched, the woman was actually making noises. Disturbed the whole mood for me.

@Eljaboom Fucking awesome.

@savagehenrycelt It does.

@davidgaw @redsteeze Never done it!! Looks kinky as fuck! Actually facing each other. WTF is that all about??

@wodasi Fairly normal. Boring for the guy however. Suggest 3 women. You can scissor the the third.

@fornodan No. Just basic stuff - flagellation, anal fisting, golden showers, queefing, etc.

@giuszeh Ty

@breaktoprotect No. It comes from the time honored Missionary practice of porking donkeys.

@pamptydampty Think about Biden as President

@ddos040 @theemrsmcafee Thank you. No one believed me. Could you also explain to her the Heterosexual checkpoints cropping up everywhere? I had to prove three times that I was heterosexual just crossing the Iberean Peninsula. It's getting tough. Could barely get it up the third time.