John McAfee · archived post

@HollowChemist @ChrisFDonahue You misunderstood. I'm the charity case. I just took the reins into my own hands one day and decided to help myself. I'm helping myself tremendously, right now, from the funds I receive through this charity. Care to donate?

I said that shooting Smack, the first time, is like being kissed by God. Only the first time. Cries of "Blasphemy". Is it blasphemous to compare the Divine to a sense of bliss so overpowering that all eternity collapses into a single moment? - Advertisement funded by Heroin Inc.

@OG_DominaTRX Take LSD. Alone. On a hilltop in midsummer. Sit with your back to a tree and observe. You will see God. If you also want a kiss, better bring the H.

@daddyg_uk Smoking and mainlining. Two different universes.

@Silly76660385 You're putting naughty things into your body. Really dude! What else can you expect?

@Avenger09818394 Do I? I see no praise. Merely the best objective description I can muster of my own experiences.

@Three3ZERO1 Word

@cryptozones :)

@crypto_Annunaki I never got that feeling from Ibogaine

@WeedifyM How much?

@PatMcPSU I thought Masses were collections of opiated religious folks.

@chuckboycejr I barely speak to myself as it is. An additional challenge between us might ignite the fuse.

@stumblebum_ Lmfao!

@ChrisFDonahue No. It's a private charity run by myself.

@HollowChemist Yes. I saw you there.

@BaxCommunity He was hoping only she would get banished. They'd been together without TV, video games or social media for quite a while. Think of Marriage. He just miscalculated.

@alonzoelrubio Lol

@JamilJaoui Did anything change?? You Ok? Still plenty of beer in the fridge? The Mrs. didn't leave you? Was a single hair on your head wafted by it's impact? No? Then get fucking real. Tear your eyes away from the play for a moment and look behind the screen.

@kimetucc Divorce it. Marry a different drug.

@posix4e Yes!! But idol worship, you must admit, is less demanding than Christianity, and if the idol doesn't work properly you can just throw it away, or give it to a neighbor, then go buy a new one - a selling point worthy of consideration.

@dironablu2u Try Methylinedioxypyrovalerone. Like being kissed by an indescribably sexy and lustful Satan. Of whatever sex suits your fancy. For a month or two. Then your balls drop off.

@boredofthis44 The junk is on me. I'm merely the messenger bringing news of the Truth as I have experienced it.

@Silly76660385 That's where those healthy mutations come from.

@dantethenomad Diamond's don't - Lucy in the Sky Wiith

@Luis39075392 Got a phone number for this alleged S. Else?

@RPMcMurhpy You don't have to experience. For an obscene amount of money, not much more than your annual salary, I will personally come to your home and describe it to you in vivid, thrilling detail. No need for you to risk anything at all.

@iwork24 I've never concerned myself with that question. The attributes of myself that were contributed to by society, rather than by nature, are so vile as to deny any rational reason for an obligatory exchange.