John McAfee · archived post

@dz__p LMFAO

You've heard the phrase: "Roll up your sleeves and get to work"? Thar's for 9 to 5 pussies. Motivated players say "take your whole fucking shirt off". https://t.co/nhGIzhkKSl

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@EmmanuelSAFEX Good man

@RobMcCa49453436 :)

@gooooooger Curious how many of my followers' eyes would gravitate to an elderly man's crotch.

@cryptrader3 Can't tell you, unfortunately. I wish I could. Truly.

@kubyashi :)

@MadenIndustries Amateurs

@CrisprandCrypto Coming soon. After my last one I was flooded by comments demanding I join AA.

@KenSad2 :)

@zzmayagrace @ByYourLogic I do too. In fact, many of them. They've been my biggest burden. It's harsh.. People see my burden and, in spite of my suffering add to it: "I have a question Mr. M". "Tell me Mr. M". "Can you .... Mr. M"? "What is ... Mr. M? Oh... sorry. How can I help you?

@ProMacTR :)

@AdamKeithWatts @MrPikesIbiza I'll check her out.

@DMN737 Could have. Would have.

@hottesttaker @ByYourLogic That's why I need both. Been hugging Death close for half my life.

@JaimydeV Do what? Been smoking overmuch on top of whatever pills Synth gave me. Where were we?

@McLauv1n Duh.

@Willbone_4 If you grow up, you will have achieved something that I never managed to do

@theoryx :)

@sanfranciscoian Good God man!!! That better be true.

@milt767 Think so?????

@sweetromeo2u Ty

@MyCaptainSlappy :)

@Crackmacs So fucking what! . . . . . I mean - I'll remember next time.

@esjay100 Unlikely. The zipper got stuck in the "Up" position months ago. Fortunately the pants are too big. I could take them on and off without a zipper at all. Hence the suspenders.

@esjay100 Or maybe it was the "Down" position. Can't remember.

@macquarrie_dana Zip your mouth. Oops. . . . The spell checker typed that. What I intended to say was "Oh, I'm so embarrased"

@PhotoSocialites I'm not gay or anything. But thanks. Call me sometime.

@KeenGaze Good advice. I'll take it it.

@stephenleeham @CryptoThrall Ouch! That hurt.

@Elieinc Really?

@ch4dderbox Good. All is well then.

@Satishgadia Feels funny. That's why I keep it down.

@PatrickManfra Thank God!

@ashkaizer786 For the fast draw competions that happen frequently around here.

@Foodmancing An evening requirement insisted on by @theemrsmcafee

@Foodmancing @theemrsmcafee Indeed

@jmknapp80 I'm afraid I can't do that. I have no assurances that you're ready.

@papixcrypto What if it were?

@thecryptovirus Last I checked there was a multi-year wait list. Unless you know somebody.

@AltLoading Not allowed to say. Sorry.

@zen_zappa What is your point exactly?

@MartiniGuyYT It gets its energy from my aura.

@RemakeBook I can't oblige you.

@paul_mullion Ty. I try.

@gdavies1984 The real Mr. McAfee replies only to his own Tweets. Insist's they are the only Tweets worth replying to. Us grunts have to deal with you folks.

@jmknapp80 - keeps in constant communication with your friends. - hides you from folks trying to harass you. - makes money for you while you sleep. - gives you a reason to show off. - comes with a guarantee you'll get more dates - allows you to fit in with cool people - makes you look smart

@Ronin43 Get with the times dude. Real men have stuff. Stuff needs pockets.

@SJRullan Every us a volunteer. Cant help him if he expects to get paid.