John McAfee · archived post

@Absent_Ballot @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon LMFAO. Good Gid man, thank you for that.

My sidearm is with me 24/7. More: my sidearm is ALWAYS in my hand when I'm on the toilet, sleeping and making love. Puts a kink in foreplay but some women love it. Accidental discharge? No. Some intentional when idiots tried to rush me. 2 women spontaneously orgasmed. Go figure. https://t.co/LuLvdSuMka

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@jdl1491 You are stalklng me on Twitter. Obviously, I need a sidearm.

@jdl1491 @YungBundy1 Sir . . . . I am 72 and have been in conflict with bad actors my entire life. Sumpl5 advertising that my sidearm is with me in the shower may deter some unfortunate from assuming I am vulnerable in that situation. The remainder is fluff.

@JoeBCBlitz Ty

@viren2468 I live with no fear, great happiness and peace. I am content the way I live.

@JayPizzle88 No accidental discharges.

@Bull0fBitcoin Lol

@JZeezus Ty

@JoeJonta I am never in fear. I am allways armed.

@CryptoNTez Yes. The best.

@cherryaddison God bless you.

@dyslectisch I feel perfectly safe. I am always armed.

@robertfcombs2 :)

@jasonru92634503 :)

@EdwinBurgosInc True

@MMaRsu Thank you.

@semblotalu Lmfao

@salvi_on_salvia I am

@QuentinBoustany I do. I carry three sidearms. Hip, shoulder, ankle.

@cryptomedicxvg 9mm

@noculottes @JoeJonta Irrational??? Google me. On the run in the Belizean jungle for weeks while 17,000 armed men were trying to kill me. Assistant Prime Minister of Belize hired hitman Eddie McKoy to kill me. Five failed attempts by the Sinaloa Cartel. 6 different women tried to shoot me. Google me.

@Yakxza Because I care enough about the people I love to learn how to protect them in a world where criminals will always have guns? Grow some balls. Buy a gun. Prove you are intelligent enough to see the world around you as it is.

@mdmagic Thank you.

@jamesweeksii "In reach" is sometimes just slightly too slow.

@RobertF66570907 I do not. I am always armed and ready. I live in relative peace.

@GlenBacon Ran in 2016. Almost won the Libertarian nomination.

@shadysadie11 @noculottes @JoeJonta Thank you for your support:)

@wrowe46 @noculottes @JoeJonta My dick is my largest appendage.

@blstremel @noculottes @JoeJonta I am my friend. I am.

@Suede_crypto @noculottes @JoeJonta https://t.co/T1byX4sHHd

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@Hazanko @GlenBacon Is it? Third largest political party in America? If you say so. You certainly appear know better than me. Congratulations on winning class president.

@robertfcombs2 Me too

@tweetmejody @CryptoNTez Word@

@_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon So. Why do you hate me? To my knowledge I never fucked your wife, sister or daughter. I never lied about you. Never laughed at you. Never called you names. Never fucked you in the ass without lube. Didn't burn down your house or steal your dog. Never pissed in your shoes. So why?

@CodCodmon @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon :)

@JayPizzle88 @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon :)

@RandyDubay @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon Good

@CryptholioTV @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon I see

@CrisprandCrypto @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon :)

@KaladinCB @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon No. I never fuck a hater's wife. Sometimes breeds more hatred.

@ElinPac @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon It's free

@Spark_of_One @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon The stock was 1,200% higher the day I left, than the day I started. Point to a greater fucking success. I fucking will not be held responsible for what other people did after I left. Are we fucking clear?

@IjsselsteinRoel @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon :)

@Btcbrett @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon Lmfao

@RedPlumpTomato @_dirtycommie @Ajrosner68 @Hazanko @GlenBacon :)