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John McAfee · archived post

We finally discovered what Luke has been missing - the appropriate pair of sunglasses, hand chosen by Team McAfee's beta testers from our new TM Crypto Image Consultancy Division. Services going live 9/19/2018. https://t.co/woEEg3CGNV

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Reply to @DrMantisA2

@DrMantisA2 We spent $11 million on development of our AI SHIFT system. Luke tagged "more women" as the top goal for his image transformation. Prior to our algorithmic grooming, Luke averaged 1.3 different women per month. 27 days after treatment, he is averaging 0.18 per day. Success?

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Reply to @mikekeen

@mikekeen Our AI system is self tailored to a person's goals. Had Luke selected "Bank CEO" as his goal, we would likely turn him over to our London Savile Row division. In any case, our results are guaranteed, though expensive. Ex: Doubling number of concurrent sex partners: $31,000.

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Reply to @thecryptonaught

@thecryptonaught Well done

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Reply to @Hyphen_domains

@mostnteresting URL too long to be of use. Suggest "mcafeenotes" "redeemmcafee", etc. Our URL Production Division could have helped you pick names but their entire resources are currently being used by SHIFT

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Reply to @JayPizzle88

@JayPizzle88 @DrMantisA2 I can't reveal more - discussions with the various "Amputee" websites are all under non disclosure agreements, but, obviously, in a zero sum business environment, all body parts not being used by one party, generally can be acquired at discount prices favoring the opposing party.

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Reply to @chris93infinity

@Cryp2Baez @DrMantisA2 I am not allowed to say. The Universe is watching, and not just with an air of curiosity, but with an intent to submit data to a decision processor - one already inclined to judge my very existence as proof that the Universal Task Processor is faulty, and should be terminated.

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Reply to @NathanShanners

@NathanShanners @Vladimir4Putin @DrMantisA2 Yes. THE DARK, as I push on down this mysterious path, attracts itself to me with increasing fervor. I suspect the Unified Field Theory will either verified or debunked as @McAfeeExecutive and I continue to push the boundary between the possible and the impossible.

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Reply to @jonathanmiser9

@jonathanmiser9 @DrMantisA2 Concurrently - meaning at any given point in time, Luke has an average of 5.4 women to choose from.

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Reply to @alchemistPb2AU

@alchemistPb2AU @DrMantisA2 Where is your data, and I don't mean media generated nonsense, to prove that shit-eating, murderous people are also dishonest. This assumption is offensive. You can honestly murder (SC1949 -Witvsdale) and you can honestly eat shit (Mt1973-Smithvs). I believe the problem is you.

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