John McAfee · May 2018

@cryptomexi Where do you live?

@ScottKatcher1 He is

@crypto_graphica :)

@Sox821 Lol

@Oppreshing Haha

@aloeup Anywhere. Its called "just for men". Five minutes.

@eMTBrides Don't remember tweeting it before. In fact. Dont remember seeing the photos before. But I am, as you say, getting old. I forget and re-post. Is that the profound logic you intended? If so, thank you.

@cryptomexi Call me through Jimmy. +18066329828. Well talk

To my wonderful wife @theemrsmcafee - you are the mother of mothers. Through our darkest times, I kept close the images of you with our children. Michaelangelo would have achieved ultimate bliss to have had you as the model in his Pieta.

We have finally dislodged institutional investors from their "Watch but don't touch" seats at the crypto table. We can now watch and, most likely, dance as our favorite coins accelerate to their true values in a world that values the long term. https://t.co/Vo14VeTP45

@Petty40074636 We have had your follow application since November of last and are fully willing to proceed. We are just waiting for receipt of your 3rd grade teacher's recommendation letter

@pratham_owns Yes, please go ahead.

Team McAfee's Director of Moral and Religious Enforcement - @TheJoshBuchanan - has only one talent - righteousness. As such, common characteristics, like smiling and artistic appreciation are missing. Fortunately, his lovely lady @theamandanation balances him well. Her artwork: https://t.co/ubNPOopt1N

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@lwghs @TheJoshBuchanan @TheAmandaNation No. All humans must embrace a lifestyle free of the weakening effects of chemicals, alcohol, tobacco, foul language, sinful sex, dancing, partying, pleasure and other sins so readily available in this twisted society. My own life, consisting of prayer and abstinence is a beacon.

Banks must transform into crypto-supportive entities or else die. Evrofinance Mosnarbank, in Russia of all places, is proving that if only one bank adapts, the resultant power defies even the U.S. Government and the worst it can muster: https://t.co/Y7kghSPxCd

@lwghs @TheJoshBuchanan @TheAmandaNation I was comforting two fragile souls, lost in the darkness of ignorance, sin and self gratification.

@flyinghendrix @TheJoshBuchanan @TheAmandaNation We have more experience in selling ourselves than anyone. In the arena of meaningless presentations we are unexcelled, and we can wax eloquent on our near infinite and unverifiable accomplishments. As to knowledge, we know everything, so no need to ask if we know such and such

@SatoshiSlinger Yes. I'm trying to foster a new style. It's starting to catch on the Mediteranean.

@theycallmeken I just checked the allocations. You weren't supposed to get any. When you get a chance, give them back. Thank you;)

@SatoshiSlinger That's what I heard, but they are designed strictly for fellatio. What a let down

@theycallmeken Lol

@Ripoff_TA I checked our records and you have not yet submitted form 127-a-3. Also I have no letters of recommendation neither from your high school gym instructor nor your local postman.

@BelgianBoy1985 Ok. I have no problem. Go ahead. Simply click my icon and then press the follow button. If you run into difficulties let me know.

In the "sad but true" department: Few have more ICO experience than Team McAfee, so I feel obligated to report the sad truth that this diagram, in many cases, would be a welcome improvement over the actual results. https://t.co/9yzWn0A4Cs

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@andrew_thaler Ty

@CryptoCarTalk Not doing one. Look for the "McAfee Promisory Note Currency", coming July 1st. It is a shift in the concept of cryptocurrency and will, I promise, be the most entertaining "coin" to date. I self funded the project and am proud to have had the help of compatriots from 23 countries

@CryptoCarTalk Lol

@CryptoQcL I've been thinking lately that a market in collectible scam coins may emerge and we'll all be filthy rich.

@Cypto_Playa Docademic, Safex, Bezop (soon to fly), Sether, if you held and hold a little more, Cryptosecure (development nearly final), etc, etc. Remember, these came out during a massive downturn. ICOS are long term investments.

Just watched a campaign video from my 2016 presidential run. Every word and image in it applied better to the cryptoverse than to the political party that I represented. It was clearly a premonition - an anticipation of the power of our movement: https://t.co/0DRfUKrxWO

@TheJDStein Fuck no!

@Ohh_KELLem Nope

@BlindJustice187 We all banged stormy, didn't we?

@LundreganShawn :)

@KaeptnKook Unfuckinglikely.

@techrae No sir

I am underground. This story by Rob Loggia explains all. I am the most vocal and angry opponent of the SEC. They are striking back with subpoenas. If I am silenced, it is the movement that suffers. I cannot allow this. My team will be my voice. Stay safe. https://t.co/joVrBlnMi8

@MarcoWutzer I am with Mr. McAfee's security. You know nothing of our situation. You're using imagination instead of reason. sad. The day we moved him to safety we discovered that multiple men had been living in the crawl space of the house. Again, you know nothing of our situation.

@Interferencia18 And the people who chose to visit him all had bogus license plates, ran when photographed, hid their faces, were 80 years old or more and the only record of their existence was licensing a car? What planet do you live on?

. Mr. McAfee's first video message from his armored motorcade: https://t.co/1LaXdqm5Uf

Mr. McAfee was served with his first SEC subpoena on 9/20/2016, after speaking out against SEC abuses and claiming that the SEC itself poses the greatest danger to the very investors it was designed to protect. He gives an example from his own experience: https://t.co/2ea3zvzdOM

@flyinghendrix EU passport. One among many. Boss is always 10 steps ahead https://t.co/LUD8VedEFu

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MR MCAFEE COMMITS FELONY THIS MORNING ON VIDEO: If you doubt Boss's commitment to freedom, watch as he violates the law by "impeding an ongoing SEC investigation by unlawfully disclosing information that could benefit the subjects of such investigation": https://t.co/hnp6qsVUd9

@Maccattack1 Boss is putting his neck on the line so that clueless people, like yourself apparently, might live free

While Boss is radio silent we, his live-in advisors, are relaying his voice: @theemrsmcafee @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive @GemCrypto @bixlawl @ThaiStarkovich @Trekforchange @TheReal_Wolf_ @EWCoinKing @FluentNinjitsu If you are listening. Then stay tuned

While our pursuers are chasing our smartphones, carried by poor look-alikes, across 2 states, we've been busy. To add to the entertainment, Mr. McAfee will no longer charge $1000,000 for a tweet. It's free. Send any tweet to TheMcAfeeboys@gmail.com. we'll randomly pick 5 per day.

@crypto_monopoly Its real

. Notes from our blue team: Boss’s double, in a motorcade populated with all our doubles, looks nothing at all like him, but he and our others are carrying all of our electronic devices. Everyone is following him. No one is following us. No one believes their eyes anymore.

@aukevin What's the purpose of this request?

@BrianGuidry We have arrived at our safe place. It no longer matters.

@Cryptacart We will let him know

@Cryptacart And we are: @theemrsmcafee @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive @GemCrypto @bixlawl @ThaiStarkovich @Trekforchange @TheReal_Wolf_ @EWCoinKing @FluentNinjitsu

Notes from the red team: All going dark while we do our daily swap of electronics. We'll be back when Boss says so. We are: @theemrsmcafee @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive @GemCrypto @bixlawl @ThaiStarkovich @Trekforchange @TheReal_Wolf_ @EWCoinKing @FluentNinjitsu

First random free tweet: "Buy this t-shirt, or I will kill a puppy!" From Turbo Crypto https://t.co/Kgzs52QA7A

Random Tweet #4 Mr. McAfee, please promote my website. I would offer to suck your dick but I hear you are not gay and I can't offer you my girlfriend because I am too dweeby to have one. I will kill you though if you don't do this. I fucking mean it. https://t.co/ddlALsJIGe

Last random tweet of the day: https://t.co/7yaFuIKDDF

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.Coupit.io celebrates their first week presale by hosting the biggest crypto launch party to date. Team McAfee is sending representative Chris Huffman to Beverly Hills to check it out...business of course. @coupitcoin @andrewofficialh https://t.co/wP2HzoyXTP

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If Jamie Dimon is right, then pigs have wings and the sea is boiling hot. If anyone wants to go down that rabbit hole then Godspeed. https://t.co/MqEwrdk1Mb

First random Tweet Today: The final offer in today's first tweet opens new opportunities. Team McAfee's suggestion is to ask Cryptopedians to file a sexual assault claim against Jamie Dimon, on behalf of the entire crypto community. Jamie did, in fact. Try to fuck us all. https://t.co/v6lAmqDiq0

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@wooden_leg Lol

@ehg1979 DECEMBER 31ST. 2020. Please learn to count.

@Bitcoin_Hunters Time will change it for you. I don't need to do anything. I still have 2 and 1/2 years.

I am advising and supporting the pink Taxi ICO - https://t.co/bH2by8US6l - created in response to the massive increase in sexual assaults on women, especially in Muslim countries. They currently operate in 50 cities, hiring only women drivers trained to support womens' safety. https://t.co/Gs7mnpOs99

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@TunnacliffeRyan So .... you get to decide other people's business strategies? You dont want women to pay in tokens? You want them to instead carry cash? Or pay with a credit card which can locate them? You are beyond the average brain donor.

@GemCrypto Good

@Bitcoin_Mafia Obviously, so do I

@TStasiulevicius What cities are you currently operating in?

@TStasiulevicius @ofiIciaImcafee What work??? I am unaware of a single city in which you are operating taxis. Your Twitter account only has produced 4 tweets, half of them to me. You are a scammer my friend. I strongly suggest you drop this, unless you would like my FULL attention?

@codeyv123 Ty

@Almineru Agreed

@vapeatl Would you rather have women carry cash? Or a credit card which can be traced to the woman's address?? Or a token which can be obtained without leaving the house and leaves no trace? Its clear that you have been a brain donor but even so ... please!!!!!

@vapeatl @EWCoinKing The crypto world gives people near infinite options and allow them to choose? Isn't it strange if you want them to use BTC, someone else wants them to use Doge and someone else insists on TRON? And you all insist they must use what is already here and please create nothing else?

@vapeatl The blockchain is proof that they entered the cab at a certain time. Do you believe there is no value in knowing that they did or did not exit the cab at a specific time and a specific location?

@vapeatl @EWCoinKing If you dont care for it, the just dont use Pink Taxi. You have options.

@johnbrennan77 My tweets are now $500,000 per tweet. If clients want me to reply to comments, then it is $100,000 per reply. But what is your point? Obviously, people feel that it is worth it. Statistically, each tweet averages over $3 million in revenue for my clients - a 600% return.

@esuvari You have your opinion. My opinion is the opposite. You are under no obligation to buy the ICO. I f you did buy in, we would know it was just to cash in the enormous gains that you and I both know are unstoppable. Stick to your guns no matter how much you lose by not investing

@Andrea_Dispe @vapeatl @EWCoinKing Of course I'm paid. And I'm paid an embarrassingly large amount. More than anyone else. And everyone wants me to work with them. Would you rather follow someone who is not worth being paid?

@Andrea_Dispe @vapeatl @EWCoinKing I don't care what you think. Or whether you trust me, or whatever. Why should I give a shit? I care what my clients think, who awilling to double my fee each month. Next month I will double again to $1 mil per tweet. You are powerless to alter this. How does that make you feel?

@johnbrennan77 You keep your opinion. I'll keep the money. Why in the flying fuck do you follow me? Have you ever asked yourself that?

@AlasdairNewlan1 @vapeatl Ty

@IgotThatBtc @vapeatl How about letting women choose.

@johnbrennan77 So .... you follow me, the person who shills dogshit, so you can decide which dogshit you don't want to invest in??? LMFAO

@LincolnKim84 Piano

The SEC created a fake ICO called the Howeycoin, where the "Buy" button takes you to a page which discourages the purchase of cryptocurrencies. This is where your tax dollars are going - into deception, subterfuge and a desperate attempt to save the SEC. https://t.co/3Uyhb8k6v6

@u_dannyu007 :)

@balabalhu :)

@balabalhu Ya wohl

@xxCicontexx :)

@Steve997654321 @joerogan When I'm invited

@antimatteradam It never had place, for that matter

@SteveSchmeltzle Indeed

@spletpeer If you insist:)

@SunsetZen1 Worse

@_Lachief True

@DickandMuddly Done

@BGPTRADING Ok

@DanSanchez Thise "leaders: are the ones that believe in regulations rather than taking responsibility for yourself. It breaks my heart that they actually believe they are helping.

@_lonedd Lol

@averagejoetoceo Ty

@topherPedersen No one can protect you except yourself.