John McAfee · May 2018

"We Talkin' Crypto" - Latest music video from Coin Bros https://t.co/VsJWJ9Zwoc

My business partner - Chris Koerner's @noBScrypto bank emptied his accounts for being a Crypto enthusiast. Sounds fair. https://t.co/ngIykah38m

Met Quinn at the Blockchain Nation Conference last week in Miami. He was on the run from the law so we gave him sanctuary at Team McAfee's Cathedral in Tennessee. Bastard never paid me. https://t.co/kdPg7CxFwP

@CypherpunkSteve It was only funny to him

@BlindJustice187 :)

@arjunpaul1989 Words cannot express

@CryptoGenuises Indeed

@fvnslifestyle Done

@mickel_ans It's Latin for "enema" isnt it?

@MidEarthCrypto Bring me the money

@Firstname_Joel Doesn't it

@fvnslifestyle That was harsh

@HudsonBlueLLC The IRS allows car trunks to be included as sanctuaries when deducting religious expenses.

Coin of the week new twist: my followers will choose the coin. Email weekonecoin@gmail.com. include your recommended coin in subject line. Multiple emails from sock puppets or yourself will result in you being blocked. Will announce the most recommended coin Sunday at 2:00 CST.

@fir3wak3r Ven I get the time, I will ask Wabi, named after the great Sir Robert of fried ice cream fame to look into it for me. ICX wife of Wabi coming now. I will warn him. And I assume you were joking about aion.

@tysonsherif @fir3wak3r Evaluating the pros and cons as we speak.

@fir3wak3r Lol

@Eljaboom No .... you are

@Tyan2042 @Eljaboom :)

@thecryptomofo Awesome

@ECAGiraffe Welcome

@MrHalfhead Yes

@RadebTshepo Thank you.

@iamdylancurran Followed

@Cryptorick7 Lol

@busybosscrypto Never saw it. Any good?

@Voracity10 Too much work

@Option2012Z Must be between 26k and 103k to remain within original prediction bounds

@Voracity10 What would I have to do? I'm not fond of work.

@LuchadorEMC @busybosscrypto Fascinating!!! I'll give it a try. I desperately need something to substitute for my sacrificing infants fetish.

@vergeliever Hadn't thought of it, but now you mention it . . . . . An EXCELLENT idea. Thank you my friend.

@rawtxapp Twitter only allows four options. Plus. I would then have to pick the four. You would have no say in it. This is supposed to be my followers' picks. But if yoy'd rather I pick the coins . . .

@Cryptizzy Best I could manage

@Alexei_Shatz God bless you. No. . . . Seriously, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. I have been having to carry hundreds of thousands of followers who don't even like me. Do you know how tiring that is? Anyway. If I can ever do you solid, I'm here for you man.

@LittleCryptard Yes if course. And I can name them whatever I want. I will give a new email every week.

@NanoUK_News Thank you for your comment.

@StackStephenson Yes sir. But unfortunately, we cannot allow you to participate. Please refrain fcooperation. Or reading the recommendations when I tweet them. If you do notice, by accident or design, please forget them immediately.Thank you for your cooperatiin.

@LouieCryptoux It takes 1 minute and 40 seconds to create a new email using Gmail. My team and I had endless discussions about whether I could spare the time. After an all day committee session on the subject, I made an executive decision. I'm going to do it!

@kiwimalayale @OfficiaImcafee Is this a joke??? If you are seriously asking, then you are the last person in the world to know. We have always kept the reason a secret, if EVERYONE knows, it's no longer a secret. You must remain the only person who doesn't know why people are desperate to follow me.

@cryptomultivers @theemrsmcafee The Rothschild family paid for this, and every subsequent weekly tweet for 1,000 weeks in advance. They refused to explain why. But their Bitcoins smelled and felt way more divine than anyone else's.

@DewaynDinkins I'm selling "Meet John McAfee" promisory notes for $9.99. I'm working hard to get the notes listed on Coinbase and Binance. I am issuing no more than 40 billion notes. Buy yours now. There's no cheaper way to meet me.

@not_zerohedge No. Oh FUCK no!! Good God man ..... "I" get the fucking money.

@Voracity10 My Twitter infrastructure alone is more. 1 employee taking down McAfee impersonators, 2 people answering DMs (1,000 plus per day), 3 people doing my paid ads, 1 professional writer, 1 graphics designer. Computers, security, storage office and Internet for the seven is over $250k.

@iamdylancurran I need special gear to process transactions? Have to look in on it once a month or even more? Have to maintain it? Feed it electricity? Update its software? Way, way too much work. Otherwise I would jump on it.

@Voracity10 I need equipment? Software updates? Electricity? Maintenance? I have to pay it attention more than twice per year? I probsbly even have to take the motherfucke out if the box and read something before it sets itself up. No sir. Otherwise I would jump on it.

@Voracity10 Have someone from Tron contact me. They may have suggestions

@Philanthopia So that all of my followers get an input. Otherwise I continue doing what I always did: pick them myself. Everyone hated it.

@BluLionMedia @hxxcoin Ty

@cmdrtee Thank you for your comment. When I first started this I had 300,000 followers and 80% of my comments were "STOP!!. I now have 800,000 and, having read the first 200 comments, yours is the only "Stop". In fact. The only "stop" in a month. Thank you for motivating me not to stop.

Three months ago my followers, fairly unanimously, demanded total honesty of me. I gave it. The sharp observers among you realized that you had already been getting it, continued to get it, and are getting it now. I promise you will always get it, and you mostly will not like it. https://t.co/CP8L1zncDE

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@legendarycryp :)

@Cryptokid15 No. But thanks. The photo is 2 and a half years old.

@ECAGiraffe :)

@TheKevinSteele Ty

@brickblock_io :)

@RareDogCity Will do.

@Option2012Z Done

@amjad_nasrallah Twitter only allows a max of four options and I would have to pick the four.

@Trontonium Lol

@winkee @DroughtHustla I lost my nephew, five of my friends and millions of dollars in lawsuits for inventing the world's most dangerous sport: Canyon Running. I was forced to shut it down.

@niahcn Lol

@pharr_brad It don't matter to me. Imma gonna fuck it in any case.

@vernonkelliott Depended on the woman. I'm up for anything.

@SomeGrayAreas Ty

@wonkerware I know them all. I Wrote the book "Sodomizing the family dog for fun and profit"

@pagedyer3 Fuck me ... I dunno.

@CryptoGodMan Please!!!!! You wash the dog first.

@buyinthedip Aha ... you didn't look up frottage.

@Christ759264 @theemrsmcafee Christ!!! Don't tell her that!! Now you've ruined our "Humiliation Night".

@Shawn_BELLS Absolutely. Just send me five Bitcoins and I'll send you back the million

@Flocky1807 Lol

@JayPizzle88 God bless you! I get few such offers these days.

@wonkerware Fuck me!!! I'm sorry dude

@Steady_WP @Shawn_BELLS Not anymore. I got served with "stalking" charges.

@BigBangWayne If you bring a gay marmot.

@Oppreshing More or less it is getting sexual please by rubbing against someone else in public. I took it to the next level with the invention of self-frottage.

@G_I_82 I'm afraid not. But they do make pills for people like you who are disturbed by having to live in a world with people like me.

Finally . . . . . A decently written article that doesn't imply that I should be deported to Pluto and my entire progeny tracked down and eradicated so that my genes do not poison the entire human species. The author actually said one or two nice things. https://t.co/BdaTJX60k0

Yes, I did win the 2004 Hawaii Whale Fucking contest. However, Mr. Loggia's suggestion that this too is an area of life where my advice would be valuable is false. I have not yet resolved the conflict of my still active infection of Whale Clap and my unending love for the whale. https://t.co/gPRzmTrcA2

@crypto_carlito I read DMs if my staff cannot handle them. They pass them to me every Sunday. Patience. Your DM will be answered.

@ECAGiraffe Yes, I was fucking flattered

@Absent_Ballot @ECAGiraffe Agreed fully my friend.

@Absent_Ballot @ECAGiraffe I just followed you for free. I normally charge 2 Ethereum. I like you.

@fvnslifestyle Everyone makes mistakes. He's trying to correct them. I just got an email from him demanding to know the truth of my Cincinnatti arrest on charges of cannibalizing infants. Reporter is trying to make it look like that's something I do every day.

@joetimmons79 My favorite part was my shit eating. I just saw the movie after I heard about the revelation. Here is one of my canned responses: https://t.co/pAPEWrxh00

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Many believe that Bitcoin will reach $150,000 before the end of this year. https://t.co/GGVRhegeOr

@buzz339 Ethereum is the best high market cap play out there

. When any of us make a gain we all make a gain. We are a family, not strangers enjoying time at a bar for a few hours. One more example of an individual gain that benefits crypto as a whole: https://t.co/hXOhjMcQi2

. @Docademic MTC token is now listed on HitBTC, Sistemkoin, Idex and https://t.co/0Ps19Y19u1. Docademic users will be rewarded MTC tokens that will enable growth and increase the value of MTC. Free basic healthcare service without discrimination. https://t.co/JGn5frlkG1

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The $NOBS token airdrop distribution will be on 05/09. If you haven't claimed your 10K free tokens yet, do so here: https://t.co/7PLqgczrPd 5/9 is the deadline. Your data will not be disrespected or sold. And for those filling out multiple forms, our system flags those. Nice try https://t.co/dvDO39T5qK

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I tell JP Morgan the truth. And make Jamie Dimon an offer that no man with an IQ above 12 could refuse. From a video that will be shown at the World Blockchain Conference in Atlantic City on July 12 of this year. I will be keynoting. https://t.co/ObPAmVOhG4 https://t.co/JWqR0hok8v

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@Landovalenzuela You despise me because you listen to the sheep instead of me. I doubt you have listed to many of the 500+ national TV interviews I have done. If you want to find our who someone is, then listen to the person, not the mob.

@GemCrypto Agreed

@zawril :)

@wabidubulubdu Then follow me.

@Eljaboom Thank you sir.

@BTC_Experts Then come

@dkms2u1 :)

@Trade24h Thank you

@Cryptacart Ty