John McAfee · April 2018

@smoke68_61 Of course. I heard that a TSA memo went out last month to modify their X-Ray parameters to identify Bitcoins sewn into the linings of clothes.

@ECAGiraffe :)

@ElMichaelLewis :)

@CryptoCarTalk Include this: NOBS is the main currency that funds the illegal Rhino Horn trade - used by rich Asian men to rise to the needs of their sex slaves (another NOBS funded industry). And this: Chris and I created NOBS to fill the void in the "evil currency" sphere. We succeeded.

My response to a close friend threatening to write an expose of my new NOBS coin. https://t.co/nvSxVuaWRJ

@GrumpyOldNed You do.

@Bhuvn93 Yes. English is my 9th language. Forgive me.

@CryptoCarTalk Who fucking knows? The airdrop was free. When I was growing up, a prime directive was: "dont look a gift horse in the mouth".

@Jeredtherealtor @CryptoCarTalk Glad you get it.

@RadebTshepo Wonderful. You are exactly the the type of person we are looking for to work with. Or do you know how rare your qualities of perception really are?

@GrumpyOldNed I don't know good from bad. Worse ti consider that quandary than to calculate how many Angel's can fit on the head of a pin.

@DroughtHustla @Bhuvn93 God bless you. I will inform my Enlish master of this subtlety immediately

Part of Team McAfee arriving for the Blockchain Nation Conference. Jimmy and Josh arrived yesterday to silence opposition. You might be able to squeeze in. Call Quirtman at 612 382 5552 to get your last minute tickets. I was paid nothing for this tweet. Not even a fucking blowjob https://t.co/9d3uYwAILY

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@spnkau Indeed

@justnick876 Ty

@boris_san :)

@litecoinCA I nevet visit a town, even for a brief period, inhabited by anyone who opposes my views. Who would? Just being cautious like any normal person.

One quarter of Team McAfee arriving in Miami. Our advance guard, headed up by ex Navy Seal Jimmy Watson and Ex Green Beret Josh Buchanan, cleared the field of opponents. I am now free to say whatever I fucking want when I keynote the conference. https://t.co/eAzDSG9fNn

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@GrumpyOldNed Thank you

@CryptoCarTalk Love it!

@rhoraro Yes

@CryptoSurferOne @theemrsmcafee Duck yes

@DJ_Erock23 I've admitted to the true accusations: sacrificing small chidren, cooking and cannibalizing people with low IQs, bribing parents, teachers, and others to confess to children of kindergarten age that there is no Santa Claus. But, I had nothing to do with the incident in Richmond.

@Crypto_J0hn Why dont people talk about the mercy killings i did in Old Folks homes for many years? Or the 12 year old boy that I shot in a restaurant for making too much noise? He was disturbing everyone! Or the time I drowned our cat for drinking the milk from my cereal bowl - we were poor.

@DroughtHustla @Bhuvn93 Lol

@beardized Not sure he's even aware of it. It's only available and used in the various No BS Crypto groups.

@CnbcCommenter We're promoting it heavilly for that purpose.

@petersaternus Free in the NoBSCrypto groups.

More pressure on Jamie Dimon to accept reality, come to the table and accept surrender terms. We are asking for universal disarmament from the banking/government Axis. https://t.co/zelPVDxg4O

@sunscorpio81 Dont kid yourself. It dangerous to underestimate our opponent

@JohnPesente For sure

@thecryptomofo @TheAmandaNation Love it

@Christ759264 Calm down!! Please ... immediately call the Team McAfee Suicide Hotline: . . 806 632 9828.

@Christ759264 USA

@CryptoDuniya @msherrillmedia :)

@fomo_the_fud :)

@C4liCrypto Ty

@dweebertology @McAfeeExecutive What else?

@Farixxx @McAfeeExecutive Yes . . .

Our good friends from La Cosa Nostra: Joey @SrDirenzo and Denise https://t.co/xhlKT1OLLs

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@fvnslifestyle @SrDirenzo Tell them that

@buyinthedip @SrDirenzo Don't talk

@UnSocialMe @SrDirenzo Mystery to me

@RadebTshepo @SrDirenzo Ty

@sallyien @SrDirenzo :)

@brad_spann @SrDirenzo Please! . . . . EVERYBODY pays.

@drumpf_cats_hat @SrDirenzo :)

@sickgirl12345 @SrDirenzo :)

@AnthonyPerryW @SrDirenzo I used to cannibalize people while masturbating. When I tired of that, I started sacrificing infants. Can't you see that eating shit is an improvement?

@CodyCryptoCox @SrDirenzo Should I stop eating shit and go back to sacrificing infants??? Give a man credit for trying for fuck sake.

@alexminardy @SrDirenzo Ty

@btvliam @SrDirenzo What is your point? Please make a fucking point if you want to be taken seriously here.

@brad_spann @SrDirenzo :)

@lolnochillwavve @AnthonyPerryW @SrDirenzo That works. Thanks for the clear verbiage.

@CryptoRozay @SrDirenzo Good man

@CryptoScoobyDoo @SrDirenzo JUSBUSINESS

@Bullishnews @SrDirenzo TY

@CHARLIE___WAN @SrDirenzo Ty

@MickeyMcBride14 @SrDirenzo Ty

@CHARLIE___WAN @SrDirenzo Ok

@rakesh_maurya83 @SrDirenzo I never notice what color I'm wearing. I am dressed by others

"Please sir . . . . believe me!!! Everyone with an iPhone voted for you! Just let my social engineering team leader join us!" https://t.co/PzWeZDNpO6

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@uhtwats :)

@Crytpo_suf CEO of Apple

At the Blockchain Nation VIP dinner last night someone caught @theemrsmcafee and I cutting loose. https://t.co/RUMmGCQeuB

@JBTheCryptoKing @theemrsmcafee Ty

@brad_spann @theemrsmcafee I'm a lucky man

@alexminardy @theemrsmcafee :)

@CryptoBuilding @theemrsmcafee Love it

@WrayWen @theemrsmcafee Ty

. @TheJoshBuchanan celebrating his birthday with Team McAfee in Miami. Only @McAfeeExecutive (with unbelieving expression) knew it was not really Josh's birthday. https://t.co/21RjRM82YD

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@HodlCrew @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive Lol

@ECAGiraffe @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive True

@mitch48976647 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive We care

@jacktrader101 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive Ty

@pattinyc1 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive We will. However ... and I know this is a delicate subject ...... we have searched and re-searched our records and cannot find where you have paid our entertainment fee. I'm sure the error is ours. But .......

@JayPizzle88 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive Lol

@cryptogirl2000 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive South Beach. Jimmy wants to meet you. However, we are leaving in 45 minutes. Hurry. Beacon Hotel

@pattinyc1 @TheJoshBuchanan @McAfeeExecutive Lol

Crypto Market could reach 40 trillion: https://t.co/znLnpwvkm9

The Beacon Hitel in Miami. I Checked into this hotel the first night after my release from my Guatemalan imprisonment. I met my wife @theemrsmcafee here that first night and have spent every night with her in the intervening five and one half years. https://t.co/YCtplEV9TB

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@ElMichaelLewis @theemrsmcafee Ty

@CharlieShrem @theemrsmcafee Ty

@brad_spann @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@satishyechuri @theemrsmcafee Done

@satishyechuri @theemrsmcafee Thank you sir

@coachPayne0928 @theemrsmcafee Fucking awesome!

@Blackbox212 @theemrsmcafee Why would I let any random slut and not my wife?? Stupid question dude.

@NoTimeToSearch @theemrsmcafee Lucky man

@ixchelroy @theemrsmcafee Thank you very much.

@ucmeicu007 @theemrsmcafee Bless you

@DanielMcMuffin @theemrsmcafee As often as possible of course. We also sacrifice infants together- less frequently because of the difficulty in acquiring them, although we are applying the blockchain to the problem and hope to raise the volume significantly.

@iamamitshinde @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@bas_i @theemrsmcafee No room in my pants

@crypto_watchman @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@InfowarsChina @theemrsmcafee Ty

@zivotnisaveti @theemrsmcafee Not yet

@SatoshiFlipper @theemrsmcafee Ty

@Stevejohnson699 @theemrsmcafee Done

@FreedogecoinCom @theemrsmcafee Ty