John McAfee · April 2018

@abraham_zed Sadly ... true

@BlindJustice187 WORD

@TheReal_Wolf_ I have recommended a "strong buy" forBitcoin every day for two years irrespective of price. If you hold for a year you cannot lose.

@mattbeason32 @Crypt0Lion You're welcome

@nirajkmishra Lol

@crypslay @KaulAbhi Ah ... you just discovered that everyone has self interest in mind. Excellent!

@BitCollect650 Done. You lost big time. Now, go elsewhere or climb on the only moving train in the cryptosphere.

@BitCollect650 https://t.co/kyIrxctAqy

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I believe the poll in my previous tweet proves, once and for all, that my trolls are in the minority. Now, for you trolls: ... move on, or climb aboard the only express train in the cryptosphere. Your choice.

@smoke68_61 :)

@FluentNinjitsu Lol

@Christo08533694 :)

@Christo08533694 Thank you

@MuseCrypto I agree fully. Tha same thing has been said many times. But ... my followers are smart. Repeat something just a few times and they get it. We all know no-one cares about me. Its obvious. We're clear. But thank you.

@TheDelFranco @MuseCrypto I was going to ask that myself. But it seemed too cruel.

@SUI_Tiger Ty

@ECA_ROCKET :)

@JohnOfOh No. I sent the bill to my trolls.

@kolgecii Just prior to that interest I was into eating small children. Had to move every year as missing children reports piled up in police stations. This is an improvement dont you think. It was either eat shit or sacrifice infants. I believe I chose well.

@Ad_AdamCrypto Why tell me?

@Crypto_Wags Ty

@RDcrypto Fortunate for both of us.

@WhatIsACrypto Lol

@guruofthecrypt Nice try. I dont buy it though. However.... I must still invoice you for this eighteen word reply.

@HarryReesHughes It was only up for a few minutes. No time to build the bots. Plus ... Twitter polls are very immune to bots.

@Camiel22 Not trying to satisfy anyone. Just trying to raise the median IQ of my followers (already high) by motivating the trolls to unfollow me.

@psycho_sage 29% believe I am fooling people. 71% believe the trolls are the fools. I have no opinion one way or the other. Time and performance are the only measures of foolery. Check back in a year.

@blackoutzero Just observe quietly. Check facts, mot feelings. Then jump on whatever of my data appeals to you

@InNulsWeTrust I only work with the best. End of story. And everyone pays the same. I have the luxury of being able to turn away any and all business that I do not think is stellar.

@CryptoKosmo I'm doing it. But noone gets rich overnight. Day traders can afford a Lambo. It's a few hundred grand. Long term investors, however, are the only people who can, on a whim, buy a $50 million yacht and pay the $5 million a year maintenance on it and not bother to even use it.

@twothec Monday

@JackM_Phi You're right. All 800,000 of my followers are laughing. All the way to the bank. But I like hilarity. Jovial people make good companions.

@joedegeek @kolgecii Ty

@Ad_AdamCrypto Again ... why tell ME?

@psycho_sage Then why haven't you paid me?? I'll send an invoice immediately.

@rakesh_maurya83 Ty

@LandonTGOD Ok

@ForgettableJuan Done

@coin_of_the_day Followed you. But nothing is free.

@neeliuswitherby @finacoin Yes it was. I apologized profusely. Every pick thereafter came with a thorough audit.

@BakenFaken You caught me

@CtrlAltcoinAdd Just prior to that interest I was into eating small children. Had to move every year as missing children reports piled up in police stations. This is an improvement dont you think. It was either eat shit or sacrifice infants. I believe I chose well.

@DaveyStout Just prior to that interest I was into eating small children. Had to move every year as missing children reports piled up in police stations. This is an improvement dont you think. It was either eat shit or sacrifice infants. I believe I chose well.

@GemCrypto Ty

This is how out of the loop I am. Luke @bixlawl is one of my team, lives with me, and I see him dozens of times a day. I just now found out he is selling Bitcoin high tops. Maybe I need to change my policy of demanding all income be turned over to me plus 10% for my trouble. https://t.co/ZB9Is3YvJc

@crypto_carlito @bixlawl DM Luke

@1986RPK @bixlawl Me too, but Luke refuses to sell me a pair. Claims he's too broke to give me the shoes and return my money plus my 10% service charge for buying stuff from my team

@loudonly_420 @bixlawl Why do you believe there is a difference? It's a serious question. In truth, my attitudes and actions have never changed. Is it because you choose the left wing definition of "promotion" rather than the right wing free market definition?

@RayRedacted @bixlawl :)

@loudonly_420 @bixlawl PS - I believe that promotion is the soul of innovation and progress. The only thing I have ever done in life is promote, from promoting myself to women in bars, to promoting my vision of the future of cryptocurrency through my judicious association with the right developers.

@loudonly_420 @bixlawl Who, of course, pay me. I am a business man. There are few worthy projects that cannot see the wisdom of my help.

@bixlawl Jimmy's been secretly wanting a sex change ever since he moved in and met Josh.

OK. This is my last day of frivolous tweets for a while. It's Friday. The market is recovering. We have our ducks lined up. We hit the ground running on Monday. And, I want to see future NO PANICK SELLING! Clear? It's now the weekend. Time to rob old ladies and kidnap children .

@ECAGiraffe Good

@crypto_carlito Good man.

@ETH_Nation Bravo.

@Killarslol Nonsense. We simply tell them there's no Santa Claus, terrify them with tales of monsters, then drop them off at a church in the care of a Catholic Priest.

Bull market coming. Hang on to your chair: https://t.co/6tVx0jI5eP

@Shawn09252904 Yes

@BlindJustice187 Lol

@smoke68_61 Read the article. Clearly, from your question, you didnt.

@Eljaboom Tx

@cryptojes :)

@tysonsherif I am

@Crypto2i In the stock market . . . . Absolutely

@AnathiJumba I believe so

@smoke68_61 :)

@Eljaboom Sometimes

@tysonsherif Lol

@HodlCryptos Good man

@ColtenBoggs I like it

@JaimeMohito You bet

@saviorislordJC Bout time, no?

@KryptoLad It will be drastic. In today's value, one dollar at the end of 2020 will be worth about 12 cents.

@CtznJournalism Yes

@RoyCarmona1 Good man

@ElMichaelLewis @Eljaboom No. It would have been an idiotic waste of effort. Viruses were being written at the rate of 3 per day. Why would I waste a man month to add one to that flow?

@joshzz28 @Killarslol Sorry. I went overboard

@smoke68_61 :)

@joshzz28 As you wish

@Crebbo @porkjuice @ZeusZissou Bath salts is a generic name for about 2,000 different 'research chemicals' created in China and Russia, that used to be sold in head shops as bath salts. Everyone knew that you didn't really put them in you bath water

@hodlrrr Yes. I mistyped it and it came out "ducks"

@cryptocamacho Part of it. Yes. But crypto has become like dry kindling. One spark is all that's needed.

Fashion night at team McAfee. Luke, sporting his latest nouveau-smack combo - Jaques Fath slippers, Vicente Bellini shorts and a one-off Akira Kagemusha quasi-robe, was the uncontested winner. https://t.co/iLAtMm88AB

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@GemCrypto @bixlawl Aren't you guys in the same bed right this moment

@spnkau :)

@buyinthedip :)

@RadebTshepo Yes

@Steve997654321 17

@AlpineHomeMedia Lol

@Fevecris Ha

@AdeldMeyer Ya

@Steve997654321 Not really. Big house. Sometimes a person can go for days without meeting this or that other person.

@starbull78 Yes. Childhood friend.

@SanityCrypto We don't do illegal drugs, but LZT-a479, synthesized in China, is better, and legal. It has also been proven to increase intelligence by as much as 70% per year. My best friend used it for 4 years. Got really smart. Unfortunately, he built a time machine and vanished. I miss him.

@AlpineHomeMedia Did you know that nuveau-smack dress masters must tie the quasi-robe knot so that it resembles a dancing platypus wearing a hoodie? You can see the platypus face and both eyes top left, hoodie seen mostly top right, clearly dancing, although not in a competitive manner.

@MoMoneyFOMOprob Lived on Ambergris. Used to take my boat to Caulker at least once a week.

@MWealthMan I think so

@Naira4Dollar Yes

@TJDMining What fucking difference does it make??? Dont get stuck on words or definitions. You will miss out entirely on life.