Would have to be Thunderdome style: 4 enter, 1 leaves. I would stare at Biden and he would collapse. Trump and Ventura, meanwhile would form an alliance against me. I would pull pepper spray and a shiv out of my trunks and dispatch Trump. Then offer Ventura my VP position.
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@jhojhomh Would have to be 4 enter, one leaves. I would first stare at Biden and he would collapse. Trump and Ventura. Meanwhile would form an alliance against me. I would pull pepper spray and a shiv out of my trunks and dispatch Trump. Then offer Ventura my VP position.
@JacobStyle_xxx @GovVentura No. I would need a hidden weapon to take down Ventura.
@SixpaqS I agree
@dolphylite @Loggiaonfire Have to be no rules or Ventura would mop the floor with me. I would choose pepper spray and a shiv if our weapons had to fit in our trunks. My dick is too big for anything else.
@madecapr I'll vote for him. https://t.co/KV2WtJjmgU
@ccm644zak I could hide the shiv in my trunks. I would prefer a handgun but no room for it in my trunks. Dick too big.
@JLPorterAuthor That would not be fair.
@PykusPiraticus I would have to tie both hands behind my back and blindfold myself in order to make it fair.
@sandraschulze Yes. I would glance at him and he would faint.
@LeaveMeAlone169 Are you?
@USAStriker No. I could stare Trump Down. Ventura, though, I'd need a fully automatic weapon. https://t.co/v1p0tWk10d
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@ccm644zak I could stare Trump down. I would need a weapon, though, to take Ventura. Maybe a shiv.
@InGodWeBust :)
@kendyldeluxe2 Lol
@dolphylite @simplybidniss WORD!!!!
@LumpoThinkyMan @theemrsmcafee I do.
@ChesneyMatthew @LPNational https://t.co/KV2WtJjmgU
And thank you everyone for sending me copies of your write in ballots. A party leadership that keeps forgetting to place my name back on their website list of candidates might also forget to count correctly:) @LPNational
@aaronharlee @LPNational Seems to be the same here.
@LPNational Which God would I need to pray to, by the way, in order to get my name back on the LP website? It would be helpful. We have asked over a dozen times with no response. If you insist on refusing, I will accept that.
@dolphylite @LPNational Who told you?
@Orgyfart @LPNational Lmfao
@LPNational Ah ... I see. And I assume my name was removed from the list of candidates on your national website because of an act of God? That would also be understandable I am here. I will not leave the stage. You had best get used to it.
@TSm9th @LPNational I have never been adept at spellin, or even thinking for that matter.