Been spending prison time counting teeth. Here's an oddity: all eight inmates here for armed robbery have perfect teeth. The rest are missing half or more on average. No clue what this means, but the anti-gun crowd should take note. Teeth are important.
John McAfee · May 2021
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What's prison like? Imagine preschool where the kids use drugs, carry makeshift weapons and the teachers tase you for asking questions.
I am almost 76 and have been in prison, without bail, for seven months. Not much for a younger man in his 40s or even 50s. But for me, its likely a significant percent of my remaining days on this earth. A lesson in our system of justice.
Do ants fart? It's a non trivial question. Collectively, ants weigh more than all other creatures on earth combined (look it up). If they do fart then the people blaming global warming on cow flatulence need to get a grip. Its the ants we should worry about.
A world in which dogs write poetry is more believable than the world as seen through the eyes of the media.
Most prison food in Spain is indistinguishable from rat shit in motor oil. The single exception is potato pie, which is only served on Saturdays. Unfortunately today is Sunday.
There are eleven English language books in the prison library. Nine of them are third rate romance novels with a "3 for the price of 1" label. Having resorted to reading them all I now fully relate to the ideologies of book burning.
When false eye lashes first appeared they were considered ludicrous. Keep this in mind when I release my line of false nose hairs. A variety of shapes and styles to express your every mood. Fragrances optional.
Peace in the Middle East? Bicycles for fish will happen first.
There are over 5 million land dwelling species. Forget the cubit miles of Ark required to contain 2 of each. The problem is the sloths. Moving at 0.01 mph it would take over 100 years to reach the Ark from their native habitat. The sloths are the problem.
Top of the list of useless body parts: nipples on men.
If there really are aliens watching us they must be mystified as hell.
Bill Gates is sued for divorce because of multiple affairs and hanging with the Jeffrey Epstein crowd?? Surely this is a joke. Bill makes Mark Zuckerberg look like a sex god.
I once had everything. After uncountable lawsuits and the reach of the FED's I now have nothing. But inside these prison bars I have never felt more free. The things you believe you own, in reality own you.
Three years ago I predicted a war between governments and crypto. The FED now calls crypto a threat to economic stability and China is outlawing it. The war is on and I am a major target. Do not be afraid. Crypto is our last hope for financial independence. https://t.co/0nDLU4zCEP
When I was young I was in love. Many times. Or I thought so. The more powerful. The more fire. The faster it burned out. I confused love with need, sex, security, comfort. But it is none of these. Almost nine years with @theemrsmcafee. I love you baby.
I can see a small piece of sky above the tall concrete walls of the prison yard. The walls seem to frame, in contrast, the deep blue sky and the fluffy clouds drifting through it. It turns this tiny sky window into a jewel of extraordinary beauty.
.@SemPrigoda. Your father, Aleksei, is with me in a Spanish prison. I'm fighting extradition to the US. He's fighting extradition to Russia. He faces a future more brutal than my own yet he's consistently comforting and courageous. You should be proud of him. He is proud of you.
This tweet might interest my software engineer followers. In my years as a programmer I observed numerous anomalies that may have practical applications. Since I'm getting no younger I thought I'd begin passing them on. The first, involving an anomaly with boolean algebra. https://t.co/E4VsQMwFbS
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Addendum: The same concept of sequential XOR operations works with four data sets requiring three iterations and five data sets with two iterations. Strangely with six sets, the process unravels and produces chaos no matter how many iterations. Please God, someone explain.
Today a man facing a difficult situation asked if I knew of painless ways to kill himself. Having little experience in such, I was of not much help. The amazing thing is that the tone of the discussion was like discussing the weather. Prison is a strange environment.
Love has no object. It is a state of being.
Governments spy on other governments. They spy on their own citizens. The departments within each government spy on the other. We live in an age of suspicion. Its only a matter of time before neighbors spy on neighbors. And children spy on their parents.
Our government, in virtual secrecy, decides the course of our lives. We are not consulted. "Protecting national secrets". But there no "secret" national secrets. Hacking now far exceeds the power of data protection. "Secrets" is an obsolete term.
The intelligence of our electronic means of communication are evolving millions of times faster than the biological evolution of our brains. Soon our smartphones will have no need of us - mere appendages wasting valuable CPU cycles for utter trivialities.