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John McAfee · March 2020

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Now that the insidious leap day is behind us, Here's a little known fact: Once each Century we Skip a leap day. Necessary, Since the Earth's revolution Around the Sun, Takes slightly more than 365.25 days.

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It's not what you say That matters. It's .... Who Is listening?

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Reply to @SteveGoodCEO

@SteveGoodCEO Me neither

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Reply to @_JCrookshank

@_JCrookshank Lmfao

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@anonemuse Word

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Reply to @journopixs

@journopixs Lol

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Reply to @tvitzer

@tvitzer That they are

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Reply to @JohnnyHomes4

@JohnnyHomes4 Sometimes. Yes.

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Reply to @KiteRites

@KiteRites Lol

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Reply to @shopon92

@Shopon72 Very Very Soon. Waiting for re-enforcements.

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Reply to @swaycrew1

@swaycrew1 Later

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Reply to @ayewaken

@ayewaken Soon

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Reply to @Real_Matty_Mac

@Real_Matty_Mac You did, My friend. You did.

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My Sonata: Composed for ... - The Coronavirus - The 2020 Elections And -- Anal fisting. https://t.co/o6VbSGbHBk

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@NoCapCarl Morning Cup.

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Reply to @Whackdd

@WHACKDtoken Lmfao.

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Reply to @scottsegal18

@scottsegal18 :)

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Reply to @sellbooze

@sellbooze She did.

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Reply to @star95011

@star95011 Ty Cassandra.

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Reply to @Nap_In_Rags

@Nap_In_Rags God bless you.

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Reply to @merkleseeds

@MerkleSeeds Welcome Slyah.

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Reply to @OwnMother

@OwnMother Word.

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Reply to @DloZambrano

@DloZambrano Thank you D

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Reply to @no1_xrp

@no1_xrp Ty One.

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@johnnyyenagain Lol

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Reply to @LightsOutRace

@LightsOutRace Ty M.

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Reply to @onetime_187

@onetime_187 My own.

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Reply to @Pewbacca1

@Pewbacca1 Yes. Under certain circumstances. The fistee must be fasting.

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Reply to @hightheretv

@hightheretv I believe he knows all about it.

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@Liz_Blower :)

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Reply to @billy_kraut

@billy_kraut Yea

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Reply to @theemrsmcafee

@theemrsmcafee Thank you babe. You were there when I composed it. I love you Janice. More than living itself. Living Is something that Trillions of individuals From many species Experience Every moment. You, My love, Are unique.

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Reply to @MeatMan09743656

@MeatMan09743656 You deserve more

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Reply to @ronbroek

@ronbroek Don't matter. Believe me.

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Reply to @MyGrowmo

@MyGrowmo Ty Groop

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Reply to @JohnnyHomes4

@JohnnyHomes4 Lol

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Reply to @PickleStinky

@PickleStinky Lol

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Reply to @issamsatoshi

@issamsatoshi Here I am. Whatever Whoever I am.

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Reply to @asapscrapme

@asapscrapme Ty

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Reply to @TKatrinski

@TKatrinski Ty tmTenshi

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Reply to @Sleemouch

@Sleemouch Never did. My sincerest apologies.

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Reply to @ShadowBankerCEO

@ShadowBankerCEO Ty

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@TimMcG4 Ty

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Reply to @OsborneProject

@OsborneProject Lol.

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@SatanIsKnocking Some day.

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@neshafreelancer Ty Tod

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Reply to @GroundFrost

@GroundFrost Lol

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In my last tweet A commentor said: "Your stuff speaks to me." Let's avoid that nightmare, People. Letting it be known That I speak to you, Is the most dangerous Of all revelations:)

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Reply to @don_barafranca

@don_barafranca Ty JP

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@SatanIsKnocking Lol

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Reply to @driftwoodangler

@Rippnlips1 Ty. Will do.

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Reply to @PAUL08170306

@PAUL08170306 Good.

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@peachy4376980 Lol

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Reply to @DoggoJoshu

@DoggoJoshu Ty Genie

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Reply to @pawitfwd

@pawitfwd Ty Rose

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Reply to @billlawr

@billlawr Ty Bill

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Reply to @metavinci

@metavinci @Rybald51 @ebeth360 Not sure I understand. I keep a polite and synergistic following here.

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Reply to @siaynoqrecords

@siaynoqrecords It's fun. What fascination do you have with masturbation? I notice you indulge in it almost every f*cking day! Just saying. I am John F*cking McAfee after all.

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Reply to @BarrioBitcoin

@BarrioBitcoin Lol

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@zenoptimist Me too.

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Reply to @BradleyLuciani

@BradleyLuciani It's optional. With some wome, at least. With most of the women I know However, It's mandatory.

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Reply to @siaynoqrecords

@siaynoqrecords I didn't find it insulting. It was just a ridiculous question. Why is anyone sexually fascinated with the things that fascinate them? And I meant no insult. I merely turned the question around. You masturbate. Like everyone. What's your fascination with it? No insult.

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Reply to @nucash_mining

@nucash_mining Hmmm...

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Reply to @Enpeecee3

@Enpeecee3 Ty I

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People ask: "Why am I fascinated by anal fisting?" I'm not. Some women, though, Demand it! And few men can carry it off. So -- I'm just advertising:) @theemrsmcafee understands. Don't you babe? And for the women fllooding my DMs With inquiries: My wife must give permision.

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Reply to @andrew_thaler

@andrew_thaler @theemrsmcafee You think Presidents should fist without their wives permission? Maybe ... Hadn't considered it before really. I had always considered it respectful to pass such matters by my wife. Maybe I'm just old fashioned.

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@Three3ZERO1 @theemrsmcafee Word

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Reply to @dilliard_ed

@dilliard_ed @theemrsmcafee Lmfao!!!

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Reply to @poorboy_1974

@poorboy_1974 @theemrsmcafee Word. Although I seld8m use gloves.

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Reply to @xrp_be

@xrp_be @theemrsmcafee Ask @theemrsmcafee

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Reply to @BillJitsu

@BillJitsu @theemrsmcafee Thank you. And, So far, The ride is free.

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Reply to @laplanck

@laplanck @theemrsmcafee :)

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Reply to @dako4711

@dako4711 @theemrsmcafee Lol

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Reply to @maxxrpbtc

@maxxrpbtc @theemrsmcafee More, To be honest. I hate to be narrow minded, But my attentions have Always been focused on women ... Provided you count the occasional Thai Ladyboy As women:)

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@DanielHarshman8 @theemrsmcafee Actually ... No. She's too clumsy. Almost lost my appendix first time she tried it.

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@James03847817 @theemrsmcafee Lmfao!

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Reply to @intobitcoins

@blockDNA @theemrsmcafee Lol

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Reply to @Sagmetox

@Sagmetox @theemrsmcafee Oh ... I don't think so:)

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Reply to @hightheretv

@hightheretv @theemrsmcafee Permission granted. The only requirement is that you use the word "Fisting", either orally or visually, somewhere in your marketing or promotion. Context is of no importance . Legally you could get by with: "He collapsed from the FIST INGmar planted squarely on his chin".

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Reply to @CostaAscending

@LilAnCapKaiser @theemrsmcafee Lmfao

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Reply to @Q4fish

@Q4fish @theemrsmcafee Perhaps. I just never met one:)

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Reply to @Itsjoeyduhh

@Itsjoeyduhh @theemrsmcafee No clue. What were you readunf?

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Reply to @ZerinP

@ZerinP @theemrsmcafee Whales, of both sexes, don't like anal fisting.

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Reply to @Tompika684

@Tompika684 @theemrsmcafee Na6be .... Let me think ....

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Reply to @dagcravis

@dagcravis @theemrsmcafee Go back to sleep. Nothing for you here:)

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Reply to @EmperorGrinnar

@EmperorGrinnar @theemrsmcafee No idea. DM it to me and if I get a chance I'll read it and give you my opinion.

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Reply to @ReubeGrogin

@Megamo_10 @theemrsmcafee Um .... I suggest you -- 1. Move out of your mom's basement, 2. Take a look at the real world, 3. Go on Pornhub And search: "Anal fisting".

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Reply to @d_tuff_

@d_tuff_ @theemrsmcafee Lmfao! And for free too:)

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@1axmolly @theemrsmcafee Too late then. Isn't it?:)

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Reply to @Duccccccccccccc

@Duccccccccccccc @theemrsmcafee What then Do you do? Then what?

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Reply to @billfakename

@billfakename @theemrsmcafee @VerminSupreme I'm not voting.

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Reply to @nucash_mining

@nucash_mining @theemrsmcafee Crisco. Lots of it.

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Reply to @theherbalcult

@theherbalcult @andrew_thaler @theemrsmcafee @realDonaldTrump For what?

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Reply to @Disgoblue24

@Disgoblue24 @theemrsmcafee No. I'm not kidding.

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Reply to @TurnipHype

@robbie446 @theemrsmcafee Many.

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Reply to @matthewsamp

@matthewsamp @maxxrpbtc @theemrsmcafee Ty

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Reply to @Restricted75921

@gangstalking201 @maxxrpbtc @theemrsmcafee Google it.

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A question popped up in my anal fisting thread about Thai Ladyboys. Men or Women? My experience is limited to taking them home by mistake. But ... In spite of their male genitals, I have always considered them women. You decide. Image verification: https://t.co/h9hmH9g2NT https://t.co/KOCLnrYutN

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Reply to @Tao_of_Random

@Tao_of_Random Lol

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Reply to @___Baws

@imabaws12345 How do you classify those who are naturally born with both? I've encopuntered two such people in my life.

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