John McAfee · September 2019

@RootsCalhoun Lmfao. Thank you Roots.

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.@china_zombie says people are testing infection vectors for the release of a powerful Research Chemical that causes zombie-like symptoms. This Washington Post story about a purposeful contaminant in many CBD products should scare you. What better vector? https://t.co/7iDaqaetH0

Stopped by Wichita, Kansas, to visit @theemrsmcafee's friend, Dottie. Dottie, unfortunately, disappeared a few years back, along with her Airdale, Tonto. Not wanting to waste the trip, we tooled around Wichita lake. Beatiful Architecture. As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita falls https://t.co/FkReyOzL7o

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@iDxvis @theemrsmcafee Yep. The Comanche Tribe seldom excelled at constructing water impervious foundations.

@Swallows83 @theemrsmcafee You sound a bit overloaded, Goat.

@pluribusbot @theemrsmcafee Yeah. Her disappearance was a mystery to all.

@DahlkeMichael @theemrsmcafee :)

@Quis_et_Dues @theemrsmcafee Fuck me .... you were there too! Also looking for Dorothy?

@krtsgrl @theemrsmcafee Absolutely. Just send me one first. I'll then send you the three. No ... fuck it .... I'll send you four if I get the one right away.

@LT_pitbull @theemrsmcafee Ty Soap

@KrassensNoMas @theemrsmcafee A lot of people say that. Venice, Fl., however, is surrounded by salt water. Wichita Lake is fresh water.

@CHalexov2016 @theemrsmcafee Absolutely not! Venice is dry this time of year. The canals there din't fill up until rainy season - November/December time frame

@Swallows83 @theemrsmcafee You sure you don't want it more than need it?

@juxtapose10101 @china_zombie :)

@wayne7615 @china_zombie Word

@AstakhovArthur @china_zombie Scam. Ignore.

@OspJesse @china_zombie Live Putine.

@judyzhangviva @china_zombie K

@JohnOsh46333287 @china_zombie Would be nice

@CShow2020 @china_zombie They are testing the accessability of that vecor too.

Owner of Gregor's Restaurant in Iceland when the press asked about me: "I don’t know when he arrived, if he arrived at all. If I talked to him, then I’ve forgotten about it." God bless you Gregorz. I will never forget you. https://t.co/rzyvs4At0j

@BuenMozu :)

Been re-captured. Never should have dallied in that Afghan brothel. https://t.co/uMfIsulF8K

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@Badgerduncare4u Word

@scog Lmfao

@MatthewGalicia Perfect

@btcBiff LMFAO!!! Awesome Biff

@24thCenturyBTC :)

I have a CBD producing client that needs a testing lab capable of guaranteeing that their products contain no contaminants or impurities. Testing must be done daily. If you are a testing lab capable of meeting these requirements contact: cbdassurance@gmail.com

@Bitcoinpalmer Just need a testing company for now

@mekdigital I can only reveal that to the testing lab. I was hired to ensure confidentiality.

Laid down the law with Omar. Told him next time he annoyed me I would break him in half and feed his bottom half to his top half. Also fed him. Hadn't eaten in four days. Too many drugs. Decided to rename him "Junior". Seems to have worked. https://t.co/lmaWyqCHUe

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What is Surrealism? My compound in Rodeo, NM was cooled by industrial coolers. I could cool the entire house to below freezing. In Summer, when the temp was 110 degrees, I would cool it to 33 degrees and build a fire in the fireplace. Visitors experienced Surrealism firsthand.

@PrimetimePurity Don"t know him personally. I am familiar with the rumors that every one of his movies was ectually directed by Madonna. Not sure I believe it. I think Mulholland Drive was actually directed by Sting.

@leon_texas Left Italy yesterday. In Afghanistan now.

@Eljaboom The best yet.

@DislikedWolf50 No. I'm in Afghanistan. No TVs

@_fixitsam Nope

@dumbestname Only my tame Ferret understands me. That's why I imprisoned it.

@TheWeirdPony1 I don't think so. I mean .... common sense would laugh at the concept. Those at the bottom would fall off and the ones at the top would have a hell of a time balancing. No. Sorry. Just not feasible.

@PrimetimePurity Yes. Proof Dave didn't direct it. He may have gifted Sting, Madonna or whoever, one of his talking Mynahs - well known for whispering exaggerated realities into the ears of passersby, but, no, didn't direct it.

@curious_twitt Tell that to Satan's left hand man. He talked me into it.

@Pravduh15 Could be

@leon_texas Did. It would have to be hundreds of miles from where I was actually staying, and, of course, you would have to be blindfolded and brought to me by a circuitous route after turning over all of your electronuc devices.

@dumbestname Word

@sorrentino_joe Thank you

Sometimes covert videos are worth posting: "The little girl with the spider caught between her teeth". https://t.co/GXgjL5Ia61

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The odd thing to me was the confidence displayed by the waiter weilding what appeared to be a fish bone. As if to say: "This happens twice a day -- little girls getting spiders caught between their teeth. Fish bones are the only solution".

@themustguy A Dominatrix?

@_gay_and_fat_ Me too Stup.

@AndreiDamian0 Will do when I get back to Italy.

@Three3ZERO1 Lol

@ThomadTallis Seat belts kill. I've seen people cut in half by seat belts. Worst idea ever.

@Gorguii It's still a good investment. Relax.

@norisches_eisen No time for games while on the run.

@OlexKP Good man Olex. You win't regret it.

@CatoshiMeow Indeed

@ScottBibler Don't remember meeting him or ever speaking to him. I'm old and my memory fails.

@polanskiswain Lmfao. I think he did!

@Eljaboom @mando51847638 Elja ....... ever eat Bannick with Whale blubber. Fucking awesome.

@Switek :)

@goldstreamhoney :)

@KlaasVanDerPoop ;). He will. I owe him more than you can ever imagine.

@KtricksterM Ty

@FestusBro :)

@sduraybito Nor I.

@Jeremy_Koepke :)

@dironablu2u LMFAO. thank you guy. Fucking awesome!

@ManMonolith It's OK.all is well. I made a good friend in Gregorz. You never know someine until, under pressure, they say: "If I ever spoke to him I don't remember it".

@pete18529821 :)

@cheflaszlo Magic

@HeidiSHecht It's me. We're OK.

@Oracle0708 It has for the past 25 years.

@woodlandkills Thank you. I sent your request to my follow comittee. Keep checking.

Staying in a top notch hotel in Dubai. Their A.I. toilet malfunctioned and tried to attack me. I fought it off with my advanced Karate training. https://t.co/TUUwWkM7Rk

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@o14hJRs Lol

@Eljaboom Wow

@dulhunty Lol

@RainsburyDaniel Lol

@k3170Makan Lol

@DandyD0g Ynfortunately I am only here for a short time

@YIhere Lmfao

@XrpThe Ynfoertunately I can't give away my exact lication. Perhaps another time.

@Eljaboom @theemrsmcafee Lol

@Franvgate Unfortunately I can't reveal my exact location or meet with anyone just yet.

@mamasadu Unfortunately I can't reveal my exact location or meet with anyone just yet.

@ronoruci Afraid to sit on it. I used the marble sink.

@RidemDoc Way too hung

@spageter A few

@beschuit_p @ali Lol

@BIBBI02374449 Absolutely

@Snake44788103 Wird Snake

@factcat2 Didn't stick around to find out.

@dirtieddeedz :)

@BlaChufingbla Nope

@johnbarker39 Lol

@AllAroundLoser :)

@CryptOverture Word Verture

@Pepe_T_ No clue. I shot the thing immediately after with a 12 guage.