John McAfee · December 2018

@DanielMulushet Still negotiating. Some kid came around trying to make us believe she was selling cookies! We knew who she really worked for. We're too smart for you Netflix.

@BA_Heidelberg Thank you

@FatherofSatoshi It's something to do.

@CryptoVerso Why ask me?. I'm just a dancer. The Director left an hour ago with our new secretary. Should be back any moment. I'll ask him for you.

@CrisprandCrypto Yes

@linkirvana Lol

@Three3ZERO1 Ty

@futjrn Teaching you tools before you free yourself from your self created prison is like pissing in the wind. Whatever you do with a tool will serve only your masters. I've personally done enough service. If you were free you wouldn't look to me for teaching. Your life is your teacher.

@crypto_works Good idea

@ChadCoin We only have a small taste left. Everybody wants it. How badly do you want it?

@0xzak What about them?. I'm at a loss on how that relates to Life on Helium. Or did you just wake up from a month long sleep and not realize that time had passed?

@TangleFinger We thank you

@mikedee718 Excellent. So you got the point. Now, move four paces and read 31st tweet down. Begin with the word "Whale". Have courage.

@subsky28 :)

@jamesgn6 No fucking clue what others do for kicks. I just constantly entertain myself.

@UgurGumushan No. I simply have an S9. Makes all videos made by any other smart phone look like they were filmed using a potato.

@0xzak Ah.... of course. Hydrate and down some magnesium pills.

@jamesgn6 Thank you sir.

@ingles_adam :)

@Adam_J_Roth I think that hovers nearer the compliment category than it does the disapproval category. So, with close to a 75% probability that I truly mean the following: Thank you.

@Ktleen2 Yes. In spite of all intended and unintended assaults, a few straggling cells, while not exactly thriving, do huddle together and continue to hang on.

@HippieBookkeep @theemrsmcafee Nonsense. Love is based on the bliss that it brings the one who loves. Love doesn't need to be loved back or to be treated in any way at all by love's object. It stands self sufficient, neither demanding nor expecting anything.

@kamran_fareedi @theemrsmcafee No clue. Go back to sleep. It will be all right.

@jaebv_ @theemrsmcafee No sir. Sorry.

@ben_delaurentis @theemrsmcafee I won't

@0xzak Plugging Ecedrin works? Must burn like a motherfucker though.

@Aca_Kava As all art should be. I dont think the purpose of art is to explain anything. It merely shines a light on its subject from a perspective that few have ever gone to the trouble to look from.

@Renegade0311 @theemrsmcafee Damn!

@kaptainsteve @theemrsmcafee I knew they not be back that night. I slept soundly.

@kamran_fareedi @theemrsmcafee It is? Why did no one tell me?

@RitterBrill @theemrsmcafee As you wish

@IrishGirlCrypto @theemrsmcafee We are working on it.

@heartfullofhell @theemrsmcafee Matters not to me nor Janice.

@SugartitsCrypto @theemrsmcafee I gave it willingly

@stringfella_ Excellent

@QbnCgrz :)

@BadHombreCrypto @theemrsmcafee Contact @Loggiaonfire

@mykspa @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@Aca_Kava How did you know that was sexual kink?

@Adam_J_Roth link? You sir

@KingRippleXRP I'm not into S&M, but thank you for the recommendation

@ChadCoin Might be able to find something. At this hour it will be expensive though.

@ProfessorHoodUK I own nothing. I do not have a penny to my name. Truth. I have lived off the kindness if friends for years

@UdeajaK That shocks me. Seriously.

@markweston1172 Fuck high. Its overrated.

@iszak_oneill Matters not to Rick and I. The chances of either of us experiencing "a fee decades from now" is less than the chances of Bill Clinton admitting to the fact that he really did inhale.

@TyronMcDaniel We do too. We would love to be tipped but neither of us have any real experience with crypto wallets. I farm out my talents, knowledge and intelligence to subordinates who actually have brains. Without them, I am revealed as the handicapped Neanderthal that I am.

@Nerd4LifeTV I will tell you the truth: motivation at our age is a precious commodity that seldom appears this, likely, is the ine and only life on Helium episode you are likely to see

@madstudios30620 Forwarded your request to our Follow Analysis zdivisiin. I put in a good word for you

None believe this is Sammy's birthday. But we did compromise and agreed to take him to dinner provided he paid for everyone. The deal was cut. Here we are. Most of our staff is home for the Holidays. Dont get any ideas. All at this table are heavily armed, including Miss Vicky. https://t.co/L7eXywJBST

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@manbearpixel We're not hungry.

@manbearpixel @RealMattCalvin I ordered nothing. @theemrsmcafee does the ordering and randomly grabs employees demanding that they eat this or that. If no-one keels over after half an hour I eat what is given to me.

@i_the_oracle Taking it under advisement.

@eastoftahoe Stop advising others what to do with their lives. I was considering stopping but after your advice, I intend to color forever.

Ricky explains the Blockchain in Laymen's terms https://t.co/o3Bltvu2WK

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@popthunder Welcome. I believe Ricky is the answer we've been looking for in how to bring the average person into Crypto.

@CryptoBBee Clearly

@FlipCrypt Soon. Very soon. We anticipate that the Ricky Coin will quickly replace BTC as number one.

@Libertymmmm If course.

@scottsegal18 We all see the same hidden potential.

@cryptoaquarian More than you could handle my friend.

@Faust_SA Welcome

@Tulli_ToolBox Rebiild???

A great explanation of the magic of the Bitfi hardware wallet. https://t.co/9O6iqZreJ8

@cspychala76 Might be difficult. He has no birth certificate or any form of ID that identifies him as a U.S. citizen

@TheBionicEddie He exists

@Tulli_ToolBox I think Branson fucked one of my ex wives while I was still married to her. Branson thinks I'm pissed about it. To the cintrary.

@Cryptosporidio1 A few forward thinkers ascribe to that view. However having had sex with more than my share of Chimps, I can assure you that their inherent jealousies and possesiveness preclude such a possibility.

@Libertymmmm Wait.... you are supposed to already know

@ColinHiggins73 From what little he"s told me it is insightful and ground breaking.

@iszak_oneill You are joking surely. Everyine on the inside calls him "Satoshi"

@EricNott0 :)

@hsangera We'll add that

@K3YMA5TER All clear now.

@Three3ZERO1 :)

@oibuj Everyone is

Coinsbank has announced dates for their Summer Blockchain Cruise. June 9th -13th. It's my favorite thing in the entire Cryptosphere. It's a combo of Blockchain Conference and Party Central. Brock Pierce and myself break partying records on these cruises. https://t.co/j8LCdsFB35

@BarryKnowlton None of my business. Nor is it yours

@Mo_Barazi Yes my friend.

@QueenSatoshi Good

@MathiasValon Yes

@SatoshiNapamura Good

@BickeyMan No one gives money away.

@neshabridges When I need to be.

@Elekko Save up.

@guccih0 Ty

@timpmermans I followed you

@amphlux :)

@Swallows83 Indeed

@DanLanzetta Ty

@TondaRealtor Indeed

@WallStTroll Lol

@sharpinfo Yes

@Troyxdakenf @popthunder :)

@TheSeanRobb Find us

Ricky explains distributed exchanges and tell us why we need them on the "John and Ricky Show" https://t.co/KFfuLSgSOd

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@Jan66686680 :)

@pigSkinman Deep. Take a shot or two of Tequila. The epiphany will come to you.

@much_gio S9

@Silvertmusic Samsung S9 smart phone. Makes the latest Apple technology look like a potato.