John McAfee · September 2018

@alkoholiver I had 12 shots of Tequila. He had 11 shots of Vodka

@AlexKosa1 Yes

@ZachLachowsky You would not even get started.

My birthday present from CoinsBank! I have never had a finer present. Proof that the Crypto Community is one if the most creative. https://t.co/3Wfa78WNXl

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@Team_Dub Ty

@tommyp408 They did. https://t.co/eBY3oVbAWT

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@tommyp408 It is

A few of the CoinsBank Team and some of Team McAfee at my birthday party. I am officially changing my birthday to September 14th. It's rumored, in any case, that I ate my mother, alive, from the inside out and gradually emerged, so a few days, in reality, make no difference. https://t.co/jlhexR1Rb7

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.@Team_McAfee will be using the safest platform available for voting, crypto rating and selecting winners of the McAfee challenge! I'll be creating featured polls regularly so go to the link at https://t.co/XnlLNgIsWA and download the Andriod or iOS App. Be ready to vote!

@realadnaan No. You send me a gift.

We hired master sommelier Seknam Ushuala from Tierra del Fuego to be Team McAfee's full time Sommelier. After months of travel and tasting, Seknam settled on our main Cabernet Sauvignon: Charles Shaw blend. Purchased in volume, we pay approximately $1.74 per bottle. Awesome. https://t.co/vnSn8SYRMu

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@TraptureNine We drink between 20 and 30 bottles of wine per day. Gets expensive. A good sommelier can find great tasting wines for less than $2 per bottle. He pays for his monthly salary in three days.

@Tyan2042 Indeed

@duncangledhill No. In hookers.

@shitposting4lyf Glass?? We drink from the bottle.

@TraptureNine Reason?? Randomly pick a dozen tweets from anyone. Read them. If you can find a single reason for any of them I would be surprised.

Decentralized exchanges, when fully functional, will mark the end of any potential control by governments and will be the beginning of the largest economic boom in human history. https://t.co/GwqQAABLSU

Our country - the USA - we must stand in line in immigration for two hours, making 90% of the arrivals miss their connecting flights, or pay our Government $100 and simply walk on through. I refuse to pay. Is this the Government of the people, for the people, by the people? https://t.co/v51EMKdKzi

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PS - my taking of the prior two photos, in immigration, was against the law. I freely admit to taking them and publishing them. The DOJ knows where I live. Come and get me.

@EconomicPilgrim Lol

@naiguy7 No fucking clue. Cameras simply not allowed in that area.

@C_as_in_Carl Probably

@ron_arnhard I am not forced to go through Disneyland when I choose to travel

@crypto_Turd Ridiculous. It only works at 25 airports. There are more than 15,000 airports in the US.

@crypto_egy Ty

The demise if centralised exchanges is at hand: https://t.co/MWRbmUVnDr

@RayRedacted @TheCryptoSecure It is a difficult field. Their management passed all of our audits. Some scam artists are clever enough to avoid detection until the scam comes to fruition.

@MajesticBison @TheCryptoSecure A great deal. We met them in person a number of times. We saw their product in action. Their was simply no way to know that the product had been stolen.

@RayRedacted @TheCryptoSecure We are reviewing them now.

In Feb of this year, we began detailed audits of every company we advised or worked with. Of the more than 100 that we advised, less than 5 turned out to to be suspicious. We dropped support for these and we are revising our audit procedures. It is the wild west. @McAfeeAlliance

@MissAltcoin @McAfeeAlliance Thank you. We acknowledge our part in this massive deception.

@Cryptovice1 @McAfeeAlliance @TheCryptoSecure, @SKRAPS_IO, @ANON_WeAreANON, @PinkTaxiGlobal

@Cryptovice1 @McAfeeAlliance MTC is solid gold. Just watch over the next year

From my adorable wife: https://t.co/WlHWafVWIS

A heartfelt thanks to CoinsBank https://t.co/OKSSSv5bhF

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@WolfofCoinEx Do it

@SpacePortTerra :)

@pber1 )

I have been blocking my 100k+ trolls at 300 to 400 per day for two months. Conflict is coming. Distributed exchanges will free us from any possibility of control through regulation or legislation. Governments will be powerless. They will react. We have no more time for trolls.

@Eljaboom @theemrsmcafee Will you pay your way?

@MisterCh0c How can Fiat possibly survive? For the past 11 months all of my cars, houses, services and most else have been purchased with crypto. Within a couple of years how many will be doing the same, or much more? Of what value will Fiat be? World governments have lost. Get used to it.

@MisterCh0c As you wish.

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@Eljaboom Lol

@ImpressiveOnion I never laugh.

Just received a white paper from a company I cannot name, which has produced a "Trout Flavored" carbonated soda. Clearly, sodas could use an out of the box flavor, but -- trout? Disregarding the question of why such a product might need a token, would you invest in this?

@SanderDebruin4 :)

@DickandMuddly Holy shit!!!!! I forgot about the clam juice fervor some years back. Clamato was such an example. You put my head back on straight. Trout sodas might be the best thing since Pop Tarts.

@the256Xclub Interesting. When my samples arrive, I will marinate some deviled eggs.

@olivierleblan72 Love it

@1RodeoBum Lmfao

@hoosierNdixie Goid question. I'll ask

@douglasgulbran1 I do not doubt you. I tried frottage with an iguana once. Most unsatisfying.

@Fish_Lips_ Contact my CEO @McAfeeExecutive

@petebujnak It costs money

@Bielbo @ImpressiveOnion No. I pretend to be someone else and slip quietly away

@MikeColdewey No fucking shirt????

@rubikasuto Good God man. It is the most fundamentally sound of any coin. Why are you concerned? You have barely held it for six months. You would be an idiot to sell

.@DickandMuddly brought me to my senses re: trout flavored soda referenced in my prior post. He reminded me about the clam juice frenzy some years back, which gave rise to Clamato, among other popular clam juice products. Compared to clam juice, trout soda seems positively yummy. https://t.co/9RTwYUC7B2

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@AdamGuerbuez @DickandMuddly Ansolutely

@orderstudiosllc @DickandMuddly :)

@CryptoMaing @DickandMuddly I'm investing for sure. Can't do any worse than the gravy flavored Vodka that appeared last year.

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Yes, I deceived my followers. I apologize. The attached Jpg should explain. Please Express your pleasure/displeasure in my following post. https://t.co/ldH38rylnQ

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Would you forgive McAfee for deceiving you and still buy a six pack of Salmon flavored carbonated beverage, or brocolli flavored, or Dill Pickle, Wasabi, Pumpkin or other out of the box McAfee produced soda?

@thecoinchaser @1PwnNoobs Wait til the vote. I think you will both be surprised.

@McAfeeClones :)

@ogodhe We juice smoked salmon, add a dash of lime, salt, sugar and Jalepenos mixed with soda water. Unfucking believable.

@GIANYCoin Ty

@Bee_of_Jay @ogodhe It will blow your fucking mind!@

@voice0fcrypto ;) The closet I ever get to a laugh

@Shortlisted07 Because India fights Crypto more than any other country.

Running soda flavor tests in Frisco, Outer Banks. Insane results. Tomato, for example, goes well with most everything. On a 1 to 100 score, 80% of all combos scored above 90%, even peanut butter. Combinations with Key lime pie, caviar and miso soup, oddly, had negative scores.

@Cryptobiggy Passed the request to my "follow Request"" team. They will get back to you with requests of their own very soon.

@y4p3in Not ready. We thought caviar flavor, by itself, would be a best seller among the upper crust. Our taste test, two nights ago, elicited such a negative response that we had to refund everyone's money. Bill Gates and Tom Cruise demanded restitution for the cost of getting here.

@thermotronica We'll try it.

@JimGriffOne Try them with Key Lime Pie. You'll change your mind.

@atmavidya108 Can you ask God to get me a detailed price chart for Bitcoin cash fro the next three days and nine hours? If not, could ask one if the other "ma" personalities if they could help?

My wife, @theemrsmcafee, with a personal message to me on my birthday yesterday. This woman gave me a continued reason to live and someone to love - someone who knew the true value of love. Without her I am nothing, and the world is an empty place, and the darkness surrounds it. https://t.co/Tv4EUooLwn

@NintendoPro @theemrsmcafee I hope so

@investorguy357 @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@CHalexov2016 @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@mfrissen @theemrsmcafee Thank you

@HUAC2_0 @theemrsmcafee It is sir. And thank you.

@CHalexov2016 @theemrsmcafee You are a good friend Chalexov, and you have always supported me. Thank you.

@crowdfluence1 @theemrsmcafee Yes. It is how we relate to things, to ideas, and, most importantly, to people, that defines us and creates our unique perspective into the actuality if this present, infinite moment. Happy now my friend.

@realFerasAwwad @theemrsmcafee Then Happy Birthday, Feras.

@mihai_tilea @theemrsmcafee Let's hope

@EastyBoy83 @theemrsmcafee Thank you.

@_OricAL_ @theemrsmcafee Word

My good friend and compatriot @Loggiaonfire, has created the HOBOHOCOIN, @hobohocoin. Its claim to fame is giving you the HeebieJeebies (HBGB). It has no other value. However, my life is dedicated to giving my enemies the HeebieJeebies. I now have a simple, easy way of doing so.

@Mattspickford @Loggiaonfire @hobohocoin Will do so. Thanks for the advice.

Those who say they don't know me - I am inconsistent, vague, obtuse and deceptive. Yes I am. I also have an unmasked reality which is me. Do you want to know who I am (most likely not)? For those one or two left, then watch this. Four times a year I unmask myself: https://t.co/jKqwwDO4P8

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@machineststrong Thank God!!!! And bless you if you would unfollow me! Please....

@MissAltcoin Praise God!!

@Sutamjo The most beautiful thing in life -- that we may freely admit to our feelings and attitudes. Thank you my friend. Sincerely.

@chris_stearns Amen

@machineststrong You clearly don't follow my posts. I stated two days ago that my people have been blocking people at the rate of 350+ per day for 2 months. I am gaining 2,000+ followers per week. Why do you think I am losing followers? Because you may not agree fully with my posts? Or deeper?

@machineststrong Ok. Your observation was just off. No prob.